I never update, so this is a TREAT!

[emilydynamite]

• Oh my gosh, so much has happened since the last update, I don't even know where to start. And... I forgot a lot of junk too. This post will be done in bullets so I can hit all that I remember.
• JESSICA AND BOBBY GOT AN APARTMENT! Congrats guys! I'm so happy for you and I can't wait to par-tee at your crib and play beer pong.
• mahna manah
• I got a new beau. His name is Brian and he's d r e a m y. *retarded giggle* He's 25, he works at Wireless Solutions and he opens all the doors for me and lets me drive his mustang. Wow. I like him muchly. He asked me last night: "So, I'm not dating anyone else... Nor do I want to. Can we be exclusive?" auiouioanuog. Way too cute. So yeah. So cute. We have EVERYTHING in common. I love it. And... he fucking picked me up and liften me over his shoulders. Holy gee-cow.

 That's a picture of him from his FTJ profile. But don't check him out on there, because he's MINE! MUAH AH AH AH.

Caitlin had a girls' night on Saturday and it was great. Let me just say these things:           

• Topless girls prancing around.
• Mallory made me smell like an old French whore.
• Liz and Mal slept topless (only in panties) on Cat's fold-out sofa and then they woke up her dog and the Cat put the dog under their covers and it licked Mal's butt cheek.
• I played bartender.
• I tied a lot of cherry stems in a knot with my tongue.
• Boobs (lots of 'em)
• Hrm.... other things too.

I start my orientation at St. Leonard's soon. 3rd shift. Full time. Arg. Shouldn't be too bad though. I hope I can still function as the semi-retarded person I already am.

munah munah.

-Emily *hearts* you all

P.S. Brian took me out to the Pink Floyd laser show on Saturday night and then I took him to my *special* place on top of the parking garage. He loved it and it was romantic and we had a tickle fight and he won because he's stronger than me. And then we layed on the top of the garage and gazed at the stars. It was wonderful. Then we fell asleep. Because we're old farts. But it was cute and we both snore a little.

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