Be a slut for Jesus
So I was hanging around the DUC today, trying to buy a bagel, when I was utterly confused by a scene taking place in front of the steps. There were all these girls parading around in really short and revealing dresses, and at first I couldn't figure out what they were doing. There was a poster behind them, so I squinted to see what it said. The top line read "Christian Ministries," but I couldn't quite read what was below it, though I thought I made out the word "Satirical."
This made no sense. What kind of Christian ministry involves scantily clad women flailing about in the DUC? And it's not like they were trying to entice people to convert, as a couple of the girls were on the rather-heavy-and-shouldn't-wear-a-miniskirt-ooh-gross-her-ass-is-hanging-out side.
I found a seat closer to the action and was finally able to tell what was going on. The girls were passing out flyers for Sweet Charity. Totally unrelated to the poster directly behind them. What the poster actually said was "Christian Ministries in National Parks," and there was some sad and scared-looking girl hiding behind it.
It was almost disappointing that somehow there wasn't some sort of satirical Christian ministry involving ugly girls hoing it up for Jesus in the DUC.
This made no sense. What kind of Christian ministry involves scantily clad women flailing about in the DUC? And it's not like they were trying to entice people to convert, as a couple of the girls were on the rather-heavy-and-shouldn't-wear-a-miniskirt-ooh-gross-her-ass-is-hanging-out side.
I found a seat closer to the action and was finally able to tell what was going on. The girls were passing out flyers for Sweet Charity. Totally unrelated to the poster directly behind them. What the poster actually said was "Christian Ministries in National Parks," and there was some sad and scared-looking girl hiding behind it.
It was almost disappointing that somehow there wasn't some sort of satirical Christian ministry involving ugly girls hoing it up for Jesus in the DUC.