Wow! The FIRST Post
Thrills of excitement are coursing through my body at the historic event. How wonderful.
Now, the fun part: Predictions for the future:
Part One: The Future of This Lovely Live Journal:
In the first few days, I will devote slavish amounts of time and attention to this, updating it with exorbitant frequency (i.e. 7:43 p.m.: Ate a carrot. 7:49 p.m.: Ate another carrot. 7:56 p.m.: Decided that I don't like carrots anymore and brutally slaughtered the entire bag by dropping them down the garbage disposal). After I have explore and reconfigured this journal about twenty times, I shall start speculating: "Should I get a paid account? It would be ever so nice! But I am a poor college student and have no money!" Then, I shall begin batting my electronic eyes at the susceptible young men that I have ensnared, and one of them will gallantly empty his live savings to purchase me a paid account, which shall last for the next fifty years. Two weeks later, I'll get bored with the whole thing and say, "Live Journal? Meh!" and never update it again. The susceptible young man will be devastated and take up Scientology.
Well, that went well, hmmm?
Now, the fun part: Predictions for the future:
Part One: The Future of This Lovely Live Journal:
In the first few days, I will devote slavish amounts of time and attention to this, updating it with exorbitant frequency (i.e. 7:43 p.m.: Ate a carrot. 7:49 p.m.: Ate another carrot. 7:56 p.m.: Decided that I don't like carrots anymore and brutally slaughtered the entire bag by dropping them down the garbage disposal). After I have explore and reconfigured this journal about twenty times, I shall start speculating: "Should I get a paid account? It would be ever so nice! But I am a poor college student and have no money!" Then, I shall begin batting my electronic eyes at the susceptible young men that I have ensnared, and one of them will gallantly empty his live savings to purchase me a paid account, which shall last for the next fifty years. Two weeks later, I'll get bored with the whole thing and say, "Live Journal? Meh!" and never update it again. The susceptible young man will be devastated and take up Scientology.
Well, that went well, hmmm?