Gosh...

[emily_jane]

I broke my coffee pot and sliced my finger open. I was trying to put the lid back on after washing it. It wouldn't go on, so I pushed harder...still wouldn't go on...so I forced it and it broke.

The pieces of glass I picked up laughed at me as my finger dripped blood onto the floor.

I'm really going to be mad tomorrow morning, as I sit, hungover, wishing only for a cup of coffee.