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THIS IS ALABAMA FOOTBALL
It's getting serenaded with "Rocky Top" by the Minnesota band after losing a 3rd-tier bowl game.
It's worshipping an old dead drunk.
It's losing cases in courtrooms from Memphis to "Tuscaloser" and still thinking you were innocent.
It's losing 9 of 10 to Tennessee and still thinking you're better.
It's claiming 12 national titles when no one else with half a brain recognizes you with more than 6.
It's making fun of other team's "half a national championship, " when most of the ones you claim were shared.
It's claiming a national championship after losing to Mississippi
State and Vandy.
It's claiming national championships after losing your bowl game.
5 coaches in 5 years.
2 probations for cheating in less than 10 years.
Going to Hawaii to get beat and calling it a "Bowl" game.
Moral victory after moral victory.
Biggest tradition is buying and bidding on players.
Knowing your the best team everytime you get beat.
Knowing that the refs are against you.
Knowing that the NCAA is against you.
Knowing that UT owns you.
Waking up to nightmares of hearing "Rocky Top" over and over and over.
Mike Price.
It is watching you go through 4 coaches in 2 years.
It is having head coaches leave for places like Duke, Kentucky, UTEP, and Texas A&M.
It is having your 5th choice for HC turn you down.
It is watching Tommy Tuberville AND Phil Fulmer having as many SEC wins at Bryant-Denny Stadium as your own Head Coach.
It's getting serenaded with "Rocky Top" by the Minnesota band after losing a 3rd-tier bowl game.
It's worshipping an old dead drunk.
It's losing cases in courtrooms from Memphis to "Tuscaloser" and still thinking you were innocent.
It's losing 9 of 10 to Tennessee and still thinking you're better.
It's claiming 12 national titles when no one else with half a brain recognizes you with more than 6.
It's making fun of other team's "half a national championship, " when most of the ones you claim were shared.
It's claiming a national championship after losing to Mississippi
State and Vandy.
It's claiming national championships after losing your bowl game.
5 coaches in 5 years.
2 probations for cheating in less than 10 years.
Going to Hawaii to get beat and calling it a "Bowl" game.
Moral victory after moral victory.
Biggest tradition is buying and bidding on players.
Knowing your the best team everytime you get beat.
Knowing that the refs are against you.
Knowing that the NCAA is against you.
Knowing that UT owns you.
Waking up to nightmares of hearing "Rocky Top" over and over and over.
Mike Price.
It is watching you go through 4 coaches in 2 years.
It is having head coaches leave for places like Duke, Kentucky, UTEP, and Texas A&M.
It is having your 5th choice for HC turn you down.
It is watching Tommy Tuberville AND Phil Fulmer having as many SEC wins at Bryant-Denny Stadium as your own Head Coach.