retards

Apr 13, 2005 00:54

so my neighbors are total dick wipes. in one of the first few days here we realized that our neighbors were old people and we were like oh that sux. we are in a small apartment building with 4 apartments. 2 on the first floor and 2 on the second. these are the people right across from us.

so we have never even seen or talked to these people before. they have never come over to say hi or anything. we have been pretty good neighbors. it is just 4 girls and we never have parties or anything like that. when we got home from spring break it smelled really bad in the apartment because my roomate emily had left a bowl out that had some milk in it. it was nasty and she immediatley just like put it outside of our door and was going to take it downstairs after we opened some windows and got some trash to take out. 5 minutes later this fucking hag knocks on our door like a mad woman. she starts literally SCReAMING at us. shes saying how dissrespectful we are and how we don't know how to live like adults and we are irresponsible and that this hallway is going to smell for "DAYS" and how american student devalue the property around the area and was just fucking ripping us apart. she said how this isnt the FIRST TIME its happened because one time there was a pizza box by the TRASH CAN that wasnt IN the trash can and how she shouldnt have to pick up after our laziness. we tried to be nice...and said that all she would have had to do is come say it in a nice way. we had never even spoken to each other before!! fucking bitch.

so yesterday we had a study abroad guy come over to fix a window and a door and a couple odd things. apparently on his way in...this bitch was outside and was like oh i bet when you walk in there its going to be a complete pig stye! they are so messy! they have been sending all of the cockroaches from their place in to our place!! (wtf?!?!) so the guy comes in and asks us how we get along with our neighbors, and preceedes to tell us how every semester she complains and how she is a pain in the ass and not to take her seriously and that she will probably complain and he doesnt know why she doesnt just leave us alone.

today i get this email in my box.

Dear Students
We have recived a written complaint in relation to a number of issues, I
have listed them below:-

Feeding the birds on the balcony - not permissable under the Strata
Schemes Act

Throwing cutlery onto the common area

Leaving half eaten pizza boxes in the common area near stairwell

Please adjust your behaviour to fit in with the resident living in your
apartment block to ensure further complaints

thank you

feeding the fucking birds? i have never even seen a bird on our balcony. its fucking war bitch.
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