Just for fun!
Put an X next to the things that are true for you.
(_) I NEVER HAVE BEEN DRUNK
(_) I NEVER HAVE SMOKED POT
(_) I NEVER HAVE KISSED A MEMBER OF THE OPPOSITE SEX
(X) I NEVER HAVE KISSED A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX (only family members)
(X) I NEVER CRASHED A FRIEND'S CAR
(X) I NEVER BEEN TO JAPAN
(_) I NEVER RODE IN A TAXI
(_) I NEVER HAD ANAL SEX (hehehe!! shhhhh...)
(_) I NEVER HAVE BEEN IN LOVE
(_) I NEVER HAD SEX
(_) I NEVER HAVE HAD SEX IN PUBLIC
(_) I NEVER HAVE BEEN DUMPED
(_) I NEVER SHOPLIFTED
(X) I NEVER HAVE BEEN FIRED
(_) I NEVER BEEN IN A FIST FIGHT
(X) I NEVER HAD A THREESOME
(X) I NEVER BEEN CAUGHT MASTURBATING (well that's because i dont..only during sex *wink*)
(_) I NEVER PISSED ON MYSELF (unfortunately I did a few times when I was little)
(X) I NEVER HAD SEX WITH A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX
(X) I NEVER BEEN ARRESTED
(X) I NEVER MADE OUT WITH A STRANGER
(X) I NEVER STOLE SOMETHING FROM MY JOB
(X) I NEVER CELEBRATED NEW YEARS IN TIME SQUARE
(X) I NEVER WENT ON A BLIND DATE
(_) I NEVER LIED TO A FRIEND
(X) I NEVER HAD A CRUSH ON A TEACHER
(X) I NEVER CELEBRATED MARDI-GRAS IN NEW ORLEANS
(_) I NEVER SKIPPED SCHOOL
(X) I NEVER SLEPT WITH A CO-WORKER (that's just wrong)
If I were a month, I'd be: May
If I were a day of the week, I'd be: Friday
If I were a time of day, I'd be: 10 pm
If I were a planet, I'd be: uhhh...the moon i guess
If I were a sea animal, I'd be: uhhh....i never really thought about that.
If I were a direction, I'd be: front
If I were a piece of furniture, I'd be: sofa
If I were an appliance, I'd be: uhhh...i dont know
If I were a historical figure, I'd be: damn...i dont know
If I were a liquid, I'd be: ice tea
If I were a tree, I'd be: a mango tree
If I were a clothing accessory, I'd be: pants
If I were a bird, I'd be: i guess a dove
If I were a tool, I'd be: a hammer (hehehehe)
If I were a flower/plant: white rose
If I were a kind of weather, I'd be: tornado....especially when im mad
If I were a mythical creature, I'd be: uh....santa's elf eh...
If I were a musical instrument, I'd be: drums....
If I were a color, I'd be: anything pastel
If I were an emotion, I'd be: bitchy
If I were a vegetable, I'd be: squash.... yummy!
If I were a sound, I'd be: "uhhhhhh"
If I were an element, I'd be: water (h2o)
If I were a car, I'd be: a Corvette Convertible
If I were a song, I'd be: there's too much
If I were a movie, I'd be: Chasing Liberty...ya i wish
If I were a book, I'd be: uhhh....i have no idea. i dont like books. id rather not be one! hehehe!
If I were a food, I'd be: hot and spicy
If I were a place, I'd be: Guam
If I were a material, I'd be: cotton
If I were a taste, I'd be: spicy
If I were a scent, I'd be: vanilla
If I were an object, I'd be: a ball
If I were a body part, I'd be: lips
If I were a facial expression, I'd be: smiling
If I were a subject in school, I'd be: science
If I were a shape, I'd be a: a circle
If I were a number, I'd be: 69....hehehe!
1. Your name spelled backwards. uolime
2. Where were your parents born? Pampanga Philippines
3. What is the last thing you downloaded onto your computer? uhhh...nothing.
4. What's your favourite restaurant? El Asado
5. Last time you swam in a pool? whoa...long time ago
6. Have you ever been in a school play? yes...when i was still in school
7. How many kids do you want? three - five
8. Type of music you dislike most? metal...err!
9. Are you registered to vote? nope
10. Do you have cable? no...it sux!
11. Have you ever ridden on a moped? uhh...no
12. Ever prank call anybody? hehehe yes, wehn i was little
13. Ever get a parking ticket? no
14. Would you go bungee jumping or sky diving? uh both
15. What is the desktop picture on your computer? a picture of my mom and dad..its my mom's computer.
16. Do you have a garden? no
17. What's your favourite comic strip? Garfield...
18. Do you really know all the words to your national anthem? used too....
19. Shower or Bath? bath..but unfortunately i have no bathtub so im stuck with the shower.
20. Best movie you've seen in the past month? umm i dont remember...there's alot.
21. Favourite pizza topping? peperoni with extra cheese
22. Chips or popcorn? popcorn
23. What colour lipstick do you usually wear? uh....brownish-red
24. Have you ever smoked peanut shells? what the? i guess no!
25. Have you ever been in a beauty pageant? hell no
26. Orange juice or apple? i like both
27. Who was the last person you made out with? melvin of course
had sex with? uh..melvin!
28. Favourite type of chocolate bar? ummm...dove & twix
29. When was the last time you voted at the polls? hehehe never
30. Last time you ate a homegrown tomato? uh.....i dont remember.
31. Have you ever won a trophy? ya right....hehehe
32. Are you a good cook? uh...no...lol!
33. Do you know how to pump your own gas? of course
34. Ever order an article from an infomercial? no
35. Sprite or 7-up? 7-up
36. Have you ever had to wear a uniform to work? uh...no
37. Last thing you bought at a pharmacy? my daughter's medicine
38. Ever thrown up in public? not that i know of
39. Would you prefer being a millionaire or find true love? finding a true love who is also a millionaire...hehehe!
40. Do you believe in Love at first sight? no
41. Ever call a 1-900 number? no
42. Can ex's be friends? it's possible
43. Who was the last person you visited in a hospital? umm..my auntie, but that was long time ago
44. Did you have a lot of hair when you were a baby? lol...yes
45. What did you eat today? ummm.....nothing
46. What's your all time favorite character? uh...i dont know..
47. What was the name of your first pet? Trixie..she was a dog
48. What is in your purse/handbag? alot of shit..
49. Favourite thing to do before bedtime? hehehe!! i'd rather not say!! *wink*
50. What is your current pet's name? i have none!
(_) I NEVER HAVE BEEN DRUNK
(_) I NEVER HAVE SMOKED POT
(_) I NEVER HAVE KISSED A MEMBER OF THE OPPOSITE SEX
(X) I NEVER HAVE KISSED A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX (only family members)
(X) I NEVER CRASHED A FRIEND'S CAR
(X) I NEVER BEEN TO JAPAN
(_) I NEVER RODE IN A TAXI
(_) I NEVER HAD ANAL SEX (hehehe!! shhhhh...)
(_) I NEVER HAVE BEEN IN LOVE
(_) I NEVER HAD SEX
(_) I NEVER HAVE HAD SEX IN PUBLIC
(_) I NEVER HAVE BEEN DUMPED
(_) I NEVER SHOPLIFTED
(X) I NEVER HAVE BEEN FIRED
(_) I NEVER BEEN IN A FIST FIGHT
(X) I NEVER HAD A THREESOME
(X) I NEVER BEEN CAUGHT MASTURBATING (well that's because i dont..only during sex *wink*)
(_) I NEVER PISSED ON MYSELF (unfortunately I did a few times when I was little)
(X) I NEVER HAD SEX WITH A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX
(X) I NEVER BEEN ARRESTED
(X) I NEVER MADE OUT WITH A STRANGER
(X) I NEVER STOLE SOMETHING FROM MY JOB
(X) I NEVER CELEBRATED NEW YEARS IN TIME SQUARE
(X) I NEVER WENT ON A BLIND DATE
(_) I NEVER LIED TO A FRIEND
(X) I NEVER HAD A CRUSH ON A TEACHER
(X) I NEVER CELEBRATED MARDI-GRAS IN NEW ORLEANS
(_) I NEVER SKIPPED SCHOOL
(X) I NEVER SLEPT WITH A CO-WORKER (that's just wrong)
If I were a month, I'd be: May
If I were a day of the week, I'd be: Friday
If I were a time of day, I'd be: 10 pm
If I were a planet, I'd be: uhhh...the moon i guess
If I were a sea animal, I'd be: uhhh....i never really thought about that.
If I were a direction, I'd be: front
If I were a piece of furniture, I'd be: sofa
If I were an appliance, I'd be: uhhh...i dont know
If I were a historical figure, I'd be: damn...i dont know
If I were a liquid, I'd be: ice tea
If I were a tree, I'd be: a mango tree
If I were a clothing accessory, I'd be: pants
If I were a bird, I'd be: i guess a dove
If I were a tool, I'd be: a hammer (hehehehe)
If I were a flower/plant: white rose
If I were a kind of weather, I'd be: tornado....especially when im mad
If I were a mythical creature, I'd be: uh....santa's elf eh...
If I were a musical instrument, I'd be: drums....
If I were a color, I'd be: anything pastel
If I were an emotion, I'd be: bitchy
If I were a vegetable, I'd be: squash.... yummy!
If I were a sound, I'd be: "uhhhhhh"
If I were an element, I'd be: water (h2o)
If I were a car, I'd be: a Corvette Convertible
If I were a song, I'd be: there's too much
If I were a movie, I'd be: Chasing Liberty...ya i wish
If I were a book, I'd be: uhhh....i have no idea. i dont like books. id rather not be one! hehehe!
If I were a food, I'd be: hot and spicy
If I were a place, I'd be: Guam
If I were a material, I'd be: cotton
If I were a taste, I'd be: spicy
If I were a scent, I'd be: vanilla
If I were an object, I'd be: a ball
If I were a body part, I'd be: lips
If I were a facial expression, I'd be: smiling
If I were a subject in school, I'd be: science
If I were a shape, I'd be a: a circle
If I were a number, I'd be: 69....hehehe!
1. Your name spelled backwards. uolime
2. Where were your parents born? Pampanga Philippines
3. What is the last thing you downloaded onto your computer? uhhh...nothing.
4. What's your favourite restaurant? El Asado
5. Last time you swam in a pool? whoa...long time ago
6. Have you ever been in a school play? yes...when i was still in school
7. How many kids do you want? three - five
8. Type of music you dislike most? metal...err!
9. Are you registered to vote? nope
10. Do you have cable? no...it sux!
11. Have you ever ridden on a moped? uhh...no
12. Ever prank call anybody? hehehe yes, wehn i was little
13. Ever get a parking ticket? no
14. Would you go bungee jumping or sky diving? uh both
15. What is the desktop picture on your computer? a picture of my mom and dad..its my mom's computer.
16. Do you have a garden? no
17. What's your favourite comic strip? Garfield...
18. Do you really know all the words to your national anthem? used too....
19. Shower or Bath? bath..but unfortunately i have no bathtub so im stuck with the shower.
20. Best movie you've seen in the past month? umm i dont remember...there's alot.
21. Favourite pizza topping? peperoni with extra cheese
22. Chips or popcorn? popcorn
23. What colour lipstick do you usually wear? uh....brownish-red
24. Have you ever smoked peanut shells? what the? i guess no!
25. Have you ever been in a beauty pageant? hell no
26. Orange juice or apple? i like both
27. Who was the last person you made out with? melvin of course
had sex with? uh..melvin!
28. Favourite type of chocolate bar? ummm...dove & twix
29. When was the last time you voted at the polls? hehehe never
30. Last time you ate a homegrown tomato? uh.....i dont remember.
31. Have you ever won a trophy? ya right....hehehe
32. Are you a good cook? uh...no...lol!
33. Do you know how to pump your own gas? of course
34. Ever order an article from an infomercial? no
35. Sprite or 7-up? 7-up
36. Have you ever had to wear a uniform to work? uh...no
37. Last thing you bought at a pharmacy? my daughter's medicine
38. Ever thrown up in public? not that i know of
39. Would you prefer being a millionaire or find true love? finding a true love who is also a millionaire...hehehe!
40. Do you believe in Love at first sight? no
41. Ever call a 1-900 number? no
42. Can ex's be friends? it's possible
43. Who was the last person you visited in a hospital? umm..my auntie, but that was long time ago
44. Did you have a lot of hair when you were a baby? lol...yes
45. What did you eat today? ummm.....nothing
46. What's your all time favorite character? uh...i dont know..
47. What was the name of your first pet? Trixie..she was a dog
48. What is in your purse/handbag? alot of shit..
49. Favourite thing to do before bedtime? hehehe!! i'd rather not say!! *wink*
50. What is your current pet's name? i have none!