Boredom
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In January I farted in an elevator (-6 points). Last Wednesday I ruled Iran as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). In October I caught a purse-snatcher who stole montykins's purse (30 points). Last month I helped vitaminbootay see the light (8 points). Last Tuesday I put gum in girldetective's hair (-12 points).
Overall, I've been nice (720 points). For Christmas I deserve a Lego set!
Sincerely,
emiline