Momisms

[emiliefisher]

'Do you not like me anymore? Why don't you ever answer my phone calls.'
'What? I like you, I answer all the time...Your father is the one that doesn't like you.'
'What?! Why? What did I do?!'

'Ed, Emilie wants to know why you don't like her.'
'What? Who said I don't like her?!'
'I did.'

...God, mom.

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