Ship Meme
Today my brain is not in working order, and I suspect that something large and heavy ran me over when I wasn't looking. So.... it's the perfect time for a meme! *yay!*
(stolen from rivertempest )
Ship meme:
One True Pairing Ship:
Canon Ship:
"If this happens I'll stab my eyes out with a spork" Ship:
Guilty Pleasure Ship:
"I dabble a little" Ship:
"It's like a car crash" Ship:
"Tickles my fancy but not sold just yet" Ship:
"Makes no canon sense but why the hell not" Ship:
"Everyone else loves it but I just don't feel it" Ship:
"When all is said and done" Ship:
One True Pairing Ship: SS/HG. My first love, and the reason I stuck around in fandom long enough to discover other ships. :)
Canon Ship: Hmmm... I can't say I read or write many of those, though there are exceptions. I like Tonks/Remus, but somehow JKR's horrible ending makes them non-canon for me. I can handle them only in AU; canon was way too cruel to both of them, and I couldn't feel the love there. I used to read Snape/Lily, but I never took a real fancy to it... I don't like her very much.
"If this happens I'll stab my eyes out with a spork" Ship: Ummm... Filch/Umbridge? Imagine what would happen if they breed? *runs off for mind bleach*
Guilty Pleasure Ship: Draco/Blaise/Hermione and Severus/Lucius/Hermione; rich and decadent like a box of dark chili chocolates *NOMNOMHOTTHREESOMESMUT*
"I dabble a little" Ship: Snupin. Lots of yummy angst potential there, I still haven't explored it thoroughly.
"It's like a car crash" Ship: Gah... lemme remember... I once read something that involved Dobby/Sorting Hat non-con.... That one was a car crash of the highest order...oh, here it is: Don't click here... *is ebil*
"Tickles my fancy but not sold just yet" Ship: Dramione; I've read some very good fics, ones that made me laugh, and others that made me cry. Hell, I've even written a couple of Dramione drabbles for dyno_drabbles ! I like it, but it is not exactly my cup of tea. Maybe I haven't found the fic to rock my world OR I haven't achieved the right frame of mind.
"Makes no canon sense but why the hell not" Ship: Harry/Ron; I can't really see them developing any romance, but if it makes people happy...
"Everyone else loves it but I just don't feel it" Ship: Hermione/Viktor. I can't ever see them as more than friends, who exchanged a couple of kisses and gropes, before they saw that it doesn't work. I read it from time to time, but usually I just go 'Meh!', especially when people write the accent. I don't care if the accent is canon, it is way too horrible. Even my father doesn't speak like that! Erm, sorry for the rant... that accent is a huge pet peeve.
"When all is said and done" Ship: I'm not really sure but this one is supposed to mean, but I have to include Snarry. I was reluctant to even try it, but when I discovered Raewhit's stories on Sycophant Hex, I was hooked. Then I discovered "Walking the Plank" and spent a couple of sleepless weeks days trying to read everything!
Yes, i know that I ship Snape like crazy. :) Can you blame me?
(stolen from rivertempest )
Ship meme:
One True Pairing Ship:
Canon Ship:
"If this happens I'll stab my eyes out with a spork" Ship:
Guilty Pleasure Ship:
"I dabble a little" Ship:
"It's like a car crash" Ship:
"Tickles my fancy but not sold just yet" Ship:
"Makes no canon sense but why the hell not" Ship:
"Everyone else loves it but I just don't feel it" Ship:
"When all is said and done" Ship:
One True Pairing Ship: SS/HG. My first love, and the reason I stuck around in fandom long enough to discover other ships. :)
Canon Ship: Hmmm... I can't say I read or write many of those, though there are exceptions. I like Tonks/Remus, but somehow JKR's horrible ending makes them non-canon for me. I can handle them only in AU; canon was way too cruel to both of them, and I couldn't feel the love there. I used to read Snape/Lily, but I never took a real fancy to it... I don't like her very much.
"If this happens I'll stab my eyes out with a spork" Ship: Ummm... Filch/Umbridge? Imagine what would happen if they breed? *runs off for mind bleach*
Guilty Pleasure Ship: Draco/Blaise/Hermione and Severus/Lucius/Hermione; rich and decadent like a box of dark chili chocolates *NOMNOMHOTTHREESOMESMUT*
"I dabble a little" Ship: Snupin. Lots of yummy angst potential there, I still haven't explored it thoroughly.
"It's like a car crash" Ship: Gah... lemme remember... I once read something that involved Dobby/Sorting Hat non-con.... That one was a car crash of the highest order...oh, here it is: Don't click here... *is ebil*
"Tickles my fancy but not sold just yet" Ship: Dramione; I've read some very good fics, ones that made me laugh, and others that made me cry. Hell, I've even written a couple of Dramione drabbles for dyno_drabbles ! I like it, but it is not exactly my cup of tea. Maybe I haven't found the fic to rock my world OR I haven't achieved the right frame of mind.
"Makes no canon sense but why the hell not" Ship: Harry/Ron; I can't really see them developing any romance, but if it makes people happy...
"Everyone else loves it but I just don't feel it" Ship: Hermione/Viktor. I can't ever see them as more than friends, who exchanged a couple of kisses and gropes, before they saw that it doesn't work. I read it from time to time, but usually I just go 'Meh!', especially when people write the accent. I don't care if the accent is canon, it is way too horrible. Even my father doesn't speak like that! Erm, sorry for the rant... that accent is a huge pet peeve.
"When all is said and done" Ship: I'm not really sure but this one is supposed to mean, but I have to include Snarry. I was reluctant to even try it, but when I discovered Raewhit's stories on Sycophant Hex, I was hooked. Then I discovered "Walking the Plank" and spent a couple of sleepless weeks days trying to read everything!
Yes, i know that I ship Snape like crazy. :) Can you blame me?