Best opening lines of a news report EVAR!

[emi_bob7]

Authorities and witnesses say a woman lost her leg and at least five other people were injured when a priest drove into a group of people after a Good Friday service in eastern Pennsylvania.

I know it's a horrible horrible thing to have happen... but omg I can picture the priest in his car going "FUCK YOUUUUUU" and running them over

*dies laughing*