FUCK YEAH
I Saw TONY THE TIGER Kissing Santa Claus
KYO woke up in the middle of the night. He was thirsty and so he decided to get a drink of water and maybe go peek at the presents under the tree. Even though it was almost Christmas morning, he couldn't wait to see his presents. There was one SEXYLICIOUS box that looked like a YOSHIKIS LEOPARD PRINT THONG.
Then KYO noticed that TONY THE TIGER was out of bed too. He must not have been able to wait for his presents either.
KYO thought that he would surprise TONY THE TIGER. Maybe even sneak up behind him and RICK ROLL him on his CREAMY CLITORIS. That always made TONY THE TIGER FUCKED UP.
KYO crept INTENSLY down the stairs and into the living room. There was the tree, with its SUGAR HIGH lights, and the presents, heaped up BADLY, and the mistletoe hanging from the ceiling, and TONY THE TIGER. Kissing someone.
KYO was so angry, he picked up a TITOS MANBOOBS from a table and threw it VULGARLY IN YOUR VAGINA.
They both looked around.
"TONY THE TIGER, you CREEPTASTIC PENISAURUS!" KYO yelled. "How could you cheat on me with...with..." KYO looked and then rubbed his BALLZ and looked again. It was Santa Claus.
"Let me explain," TONY THE TIGER said. "I came down for a glass of water and then I found Santa here under the mistletoe."
"Ho! Ho! Ho!" Santa said. "So of course he had to give me a kiss. And what a SKIMPY kiss it was."
"Well, I suppose," KYO said SEXCITEDLY. "If he was under the mistletoe."
"Ho! Ho! Ho!" Santa said. "Why don't you give me a kiss too? Then things will be ROCK HARD."
That seemed reasonable. KYO went over under the mistletoe and kissed Santa.
Santa was the best kisser ever, LIKE THAT ONE TIME WHEN YOU LOST THE GAME. He made KYO's TONGUE feel all MEXICAN.
"You see?" TONY THE TIGER said HAPPILY and KYO saw. So they had a threeway.
Everybody's presents were late.