OMG WOW
OMG LJ QUIT BEING A CUNT AND LET ME PUT THIS UNDER A CUT. :P
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Stranger: DO YOU WANT ME?
You: FA SHO
Stranger: DANG.
You: YOU IS TRIFLIN
Stranger: NOO
You: BITCH PLZ
You: IF YOU'D LIKE I CAN RUB MAYONAISE ON YOU THEN LICK IT OFF
Stranger: DAYUM
You: TURNS YOU ON RITE
Stranger: SURE DOES
You: CAN WE DO IT IN THE RED LIGHT DISTRICT/
Stranger: THATS A GOOD IDEA
You: MHM BBY
You: YUM YUM
Stranger: >:D
You: I CAN GET IN A HOT AIR BALLON AND ILL BE THERE BY TUESDAY
You: OVER 9000 FT IN THE AIR
Stranger: SURE THING.
Stranger: AT THE POINT WHERE THE AIR PRESSURE WILL BE SO HIGH YOU LOSE YOUR BREATH BE SURE TO THINK ABOUT ME WHILE YOU DIE
You: OF COURSE, BUT I WONT DIE CUZ IM JESUS
Stranger: THATS SEXY
You: YEAH
You: IMMA HO FA SHO
Stranger: YEAH I KNEW THAT
You: ORLY
Stranger: YUP
You: COOL BEANZ
Stranger: WATS YOUR NAME
You: MY NAMES MICHAEL
You: HBU
Stranger: TESSA
You: OOH THAT SO SEXY BBY
Stranger: HELLZ YEAH IT IS
You: WILL YOU SCREAM MY NAME?
Stranger: I ALREADY DO EVERY SINGLE MOMENT OF THE DAY
You: MHMM I BET YOU DO
Stranger: YEA
Stranger: YOU HAVE FB OR MS?
You: I HAVE FB
Stranger: WAT IS IT?
You: HOLD ON LEMME LOG ON
Stranger: AIITE
Stranger: http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=665015633&ref=profile
You: http://www.facebook.com/home.php#/profile.php?id=1429765452&ref=ts
You: send me a sexy msg
Stranger: omg you look so young O_O
You: i kno but im 15
You: FOR REAL
Stranger: OKAY i believe you
You: DID YOU SEND ME A SEXY MSG?
You: SAY SOMETHING THAT WILL TURN ME ON
You: LIKE TALK ABOUT THE MAYONAISE PLSU
Stranger: YOU MEAN SEND IT TO YOU?
You: ON A MSG FB
You: CUZ THATS ALWAYS NICE
Stranger: ARE YOU GONNA SHOW YOUR FRIENDS?
You: NOT UNLESS YOU WANT ME TO
Stranger: YOUR DECISIONS TO MAKE
You: WELL I WONT TELL THEM CUZ I DONT WANT THEM TO MESS WITH YOU OR ME
Stranger: I DONT CARE IF THEY MESS WITH ME
Stranger: IM OLDER THAN YOU
You: LOL, SO YOU FUCK GOOD WITH THOSE MUSCLES?
Stranger: DUH
You: OH BBY THAT TURNZ ME ON BIG TIME
Stranger: GOOD
You: SO WATCHA DOIN
You: ARE YOU DOIN SOMETHIN SEXXY?
Stranger: NO
You: IM JUST FEELIN AROUND. IM 8.5 INCHES. JUST THOUGHT ID LET YUO KNOW
Stranger: AH SEXAAYY
You: LOL
You: YAYA
You: SO WUTS UR CUP SIZE
Stranger: B D:
You: THATS COOL. I DONT NEED BIG BEWBZ
Stranger: HOEKAY GOOD
You: IS YOU CHERRY POPPED?
Stranger: -____-
You: LOL IT WAS A JOKE
Stranger: ARE YOU ASKING ME IF IM A VIRGIN?
You: WELL YES
Stranger: WELL IM NOT
You: OH, EXPERIENCED
You: NICEEEEE
Stranger: YEAA
You: YOU LIKE DIRTY SANCHEZ?
Stranger: WATS THAT?
You: OH ITS JUST LIKE A FUN SEX GAME
Stranger: XD
You: SO YOU RIKE THIS? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HqGsT6VM8Vg
Stranger: I EXPECTED THAT END PART TO HAPPEN
Stranger: BUT STILL SCARED THE SHIT OUTTA ME
You: DID YOU SCREAM?
Stranger: NO BUT I ALMOST FELL OFF MY CHAIR :/
You: OH I LIKE WHEM YOU SCREAM
Stranger: I BERALY EVER SCREAM
You: WELL YOU WILL WHEN I GET TO YOU
Stranger: OH I BET I WILL!
You: LOL
You: SO YOU WANNA CYBER?
Stranger: I HAVE A MAC
You: OH I DONT HAVE WEBCAM
You: I WAS TALKIN BOUT ON HERE
You: TALK DIRTY TO ME
Stranger: YOU CAN DO THE HONOR
You: K
You: I CANT WAIT TO RIP OFF YO CLOTHES AND RUB YO TITTAYS
You: WITH MY JESUS POWERS
Stranger: LMAO
Stranger: MORE
You: I WANNA SHOVE MY FIST IN YO FLY TRAP AND I WANT YOU TO SLOBBER ON MY DING DONG
You: YO TURN
Stranger: LMAO
Stranger: I CANT THINK
You: I BET YOU HORNY
You: UNF UNF
You: BUT HOSHIT
You: I GOTTA GO TO SOCCER PRACTICE
Stranger: AIITE
You: I CANT WAIT TO STUFF YO VAGAINAAAAAA
Stranger: HAVE FUN AT SOCCER PRACTICE! REMEMBER TO REMEMBER ME LOLZ
You: HELLZ YEA I WILL
You: I'LL HAVE A BONER THE WHOLE TIME
Stranger: GOOD
You: BYE BITCH
Stranger: BYE FAGGOT
You: IM GONNA THINK OF YOU AND JACK OFF MY 8.5 INCHES BEHIND THE BLEACHERS
Stranger: YOU GO DO THAT
You: I WILL
You have disconnected.
OH kyosmash HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU. YOU HAVE TAUGHT ME WELL, KIDDO.