WELL THIS IS AMAZING
I did one of those fanfiction maker thing, and hoshit it came out so perfect.
OMG
A Sticky Day To UNF
Pedobear stepped lovely out into the trippy sunshine, and admired Yoshiki's weenis. "Ah," he sighed, "That's a vibrant sight."
Yoshiki climbed off the telitubie and walked loudly across the grass to greet his lover. Pedobear patted Yoshiki on the CAWK and then tried to UNF him drunkly, but without success.
"That's all right," Yoshiki said. "We can try again later."
"I'm just not scandalous," Pedobear. "Not as scandalous as the time we UNFED at a GAY BAR."
Yoshiki nodded horibly. "We were ravetastic back in those days."
"Our mouths were younger, and we had a lot more fun with them," Pedobear said. "Everything seems perverted and fuckable when you're young."
"Of course," Yoshiki said. "But now we're high, we can still have fun. If we go about it stupidly."
"Stupidly?" Pedobear said . "But how?"
"With this," Yoshiki said and held out a skanky creeper. "Just take that with some water and in half an hour, you'll be ready to UNF."
Pedobear swallowed the creeper at once and sure enough, in half an hour, they were able to UNF stupidly. They UNFED Like a sobbing kyo rolling on the floor. Three times.
And then the neighbour told them to get off his lawn.