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Today was boring as usual, nothing but . . . wierd lectures and eeky eeky food.. just remembering how the cafeteria food taste.. ii nearly puked. Sorry about the exaggeration but honestly can you eat something that taste like raw beef? with red juicy blood about to drip from your burger? cause ii know ii cant, well any ways enough about the gross out food. Lets talk about something else okay?, Okay so my name is
[drum rolls] . . .
the one ... the only.. Kim JaeJoong!!, Tall, weird and Pale!! one of a kind you know..
[hears claps and wolf whistles~~]..
[slowy sounds fade to a distant]
[Sigh]
okay okay, ii know.. too much of an introduction . . . .
[2 mintues later]
So, ii live with my little brother Changmin he' s in high school.
[gives two thumbs up]
He turned 17 few months ago, the party was a BLAST ii tell ya. . why? its bcause we had a "Tea Party" it was him, Me and our three family member. Their name is Duckii the bear, Pandah the sheep and lastly Kitty the blue cow. I know what you thinking . . . would it be something like. . . . ?
WHO THE HELL WOULD NAME THEIR BEAR DUCKII, THEIR SHEEP PANDAH AND THEIR BLUE COW KITTY?
well its because ii THINK IT 'S CUTE [yell's ontop of lungs] and beside [calms down] ii had them since ii was 5 [blushes madly], so ii didnt know what ii was thinking when ii named them like that. My parents died when changmin and ii was little so we grew up with just us two and other 3 stuffed companions.
i work part-time to support our living expenses and so on, but either then that i'm a college student and currently A-cing my class at the moment V^_^. Any ways lets move from me to Changmin aite.
You know it was hard getting the party set and ready for Changmin's Suprise Birthday party, it took me half of the day getting ready and all day before that for the cookies and cakes ii baked and also ii made sure he enjoys every bits of crumbs [muuuhahahahar] lets just say ii threatened him, involving a pink frilly dress and a pair of white heels and a load of make up. . you get the picture aye? (^_^) [why would a guy like me have make up? DONT ASK]
So in the end ii stuffed him with every thing ii made including the birthday cake of corse ii had 1 slice while he had the rest, aint ii a nice brother? ^_^ and yea he loved it and i'm happy that my cooking wasn't wasted. After that he recieved a Silver Laptop from me as a birthday present and a Huge MashiMaro Bear [it's half the size of me T_T and ii want it soooo bad] it was from Junsu he couldnt make it to the party due to him being an ass and didnt pay enough attention and drove straight into a fire hydrant and crushed his dad's car, now he's being punish for a month, no going out, no girls or guys guest and straight home frome college and do house chores to pay for the damages. So yea ii envy Changmin so much for getting the Maro and it doesnt even look like Changmin likes it very much =.=' he's more of a "Blue Bear" fan >_>
After the little party he said the thanks and went for a shower and headed to his room to study while ii as the mother of the two, cleaned the mess and packed away the balloons and banners.
God ii never knew there was so much to wash at that time ii'mma make Junsu help me out! any ways' back to the present time , lately ii have been hooked in this Online Chat site. . . It's called ChatHaven.com and every one there was so friendly and nice and very entertaining too so ii got hooked and every night for the past two weeks ii have been a fluent visitor and now a member.
hmm kay so just let me sign in and i'll fill you out with what's going on in a sec. Oh hey look there's a little grey window popping up . . . hmm lets see what it says.
"HawT.bOi4-U would like to chat with you, Ba[R]bi.E18k
it's either you accept and be friends or ignore the poor loser"
Umm, about the Nic . . . ii like to erm be different for a change you know and erm . . . . okay okay ii dont have an excuse on why ii choose Barbie as a Nic when clearly i'm a guy ii thought barbie is a cute name and that it's pretty so ii decided that i'll use it for an online chat site no harm rite . .. in personating a girl . . .right? so if you agree with me then all is swell d^^b, but sometimes ii swear the moderators of this chat site constantly update all sort of greeting's and messages on chatbox. . . and sometimes it oddly disturbing, well any ways i'm gonna click on "Okay" and a medium size chatbox opens up.
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LMFAO, srry buh i'mma just gonna end chapter 1 there.. LOL's.. and let you guys wait til nex update to find out wut's the convo was.. muuuuuhahahahrs.. i'm evil aint ii? buh yoOh still love me yer? lols.. anii wai's.. about the "ii's".. srry itz a habit of writing with "ii's" buh if yooh guys dont like it .. tell me and i'll try to fix it.. in future chaps.. kay? o and yer.. do comment.. for improvement.. buh do be gentle.. i'm still.. noob.. LOLS'
nex update.. 2moro maybeeh? lols
ladurs.. and have fun enjoying other stories.. V^_^
`rei xox