OMG I totally forgot!
How could I forget??!?!? The #5 guy in my safe place: John Barrowman! (Also born in Scotland, so keeps the theme alive.) We would re-enact all of Brigadoon together on the hill (in the heather, obviously). Mmm. Finally something to replace the version in my head with my junior high/high school crush in the lead, singing with the theatre tramp in the female lead. (She slept with all her male co-stars and half of the high school brass section of the band - skank.) Much better having John in my head.