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[emerleez]

it's the end of the world. the other day i discovered a rip right on one of my asscheeks in my replacement favorite jeans, right when they were maybe going to take the place of my favorite jeans (now totally shredded and virtually unwearable) cause they finally started to look really faded. i told allie about it and we're gonna figure out some way to patch my butt hole (not butthole), but it's not gonna be easy. seriously though, since i'm such a slacker, i think this is how i'm going to continue to rememdy the situation:

me: i'm wearing the jeans with the rip on the butt again.
allie: did you fix them?
me: no, today i just wore bigger underwears.