TOW TRUCK VISION
so after school on friday amanda and i attempted to drive to quincy. my car decided to start smoking again right in the middle of the asshole of downtown brockton. then the following happened:
-some homeless guy walked by and commented on how amanda looks like jennifer love hewitt. and i was dressed like a tooth fairy hooker so that only increased our combined chances of getting raped.
-a drunk black guy came over and started unscrewing things and laughs at me, calls me dumb, and tells me i'm totally out of antifreeze.
-this herd of old homeless men that were standing around at the corner of the street slowly started migrating towards us.
-but then we were rescued by aaa represented by a guy with a KILLER FU-MANCHU.
-amanda and i got to ride back to my house in the tow truck and make sexual faces at all the innocent by standards that were like 10 feet below us.
so yeah, the insightful wasted black guy was right and i put antifreeze in my car today and the engine hasn't overheated yet. i'm bringing it to some place in braintree to get everything checked out tomorrow though because it's leaking oil and i think i need new brakes. it just sucks that i can't drive it long distances til it gets checked because i'm really bored and i've been reduced to practicing walking in high heels for fun.