New NChick Vid
I'll admit it, I was terrified of this review. Bratz are evil! Oh, hey, marketing team, Barbie isn't in anymore so we need to sell dolls that look like sluts to young girls and terrify their parents! In a sense, this film was even worse than Garbage Pail Kids: Nobody knew how horrible that film was going to be and so we just went in blindly. With Bratz? Oh God...
That said, the review (and the foeyay, as
heirii so rightly told me) was epic.
First of all, Critic? Making her review this racist bit of shit? Spending a little too much time with Ask That Guy, are we?
"I am the Master and you are the subordinate." *shivers* I'm in kind of two minds about it, though. On the one hand, where did that come from and can we see more of it? On the other... Critic, sweetie, refresh my memory, exactly who got who pregnant?
Bhargav, yay! "Heart!"
John Voight, WHY? *breaks down in tears*
Monty Python reference, also yay!
8.56: Uh, yeah, Critic? Just because you masochistically make yourself watch bad movies, doesn't mean you have to force others to. Just sayin'
As much as I don't get the appeal of Terminator, it has some lovely music.
And she gets in another dig at Michael Bay! *sighs in delight* That's my girl.
Hi, Rob! :D
Doug has a huge, lovely house and I'm still jealous.
Awwwwww at Critic trying to make himself taller and the Chick pushing him back down (although, God, he really is tall), the hug and, in a weird way, the double chloroforming. And hee! at the Critic copping a feel. (Also, they've pretty much given up on trying to sink the ship and are just going with it now, aren't they?)
That said, the review (and the foeyay, as
heirii so rightly told me) was epic.
First of all, Critic? Making her review this racist bit of shit? Spending a little too much time with Ask That Guy, are we?
"I am the Master and you are the subordinate." *shivers* I'm in kind of two minds about it, though. On the one hand, where did that come from and can we see more of it? On the other... Critic, sweetie, refresh my memory, exactly who got who pregnant?
Bhargav, yay! "Heart!"
John Voight, WHY? *breaks down in tears*
Monty Python reference, also yay!
8.56: Uh, yeah, Critic? Just because you masochistically make yourself watch bad movies, doesn't mean you have to force others to. Just sayin'
As much as I don't get the appeal of Terminator, it has some lovely music.
And she gets in another dig at Michael Bay! *sighs in delight* That's my girl.
Hi, Rob! :D
Doug has a huge, lovely house and I'm still jealous.
Awwwwww at Critic trying to make himself taller and the Chick pushing him back down (although, God, he really is tall), the hug and, in a weird way, the double chloroforming. And hee! at the Critic copping a feel. (Also, they've pretty much given up on trying to sink the ship and are just going with it now, aren't they?)