Should I be leaving the country now?

[emeriin]

Title: Entertainment

Rating: PG-13

Word Count: 882

Pairing: The Nostalgia Critic/Ask That Guy With The Glasses (I know, I know… I’ll change my name soon.)

Warnings: Crack pairing. Has the strong potential to make me go to hell for all eternity.

Disclaimer: The Nostalgia Critic belongs to Ask That Guy. No, no, I’m just kidding. I don’t own

Comments

[bubosquared]

OH MY GOD I LOVE YOU MARRY ME HAVE MY BABIES!

(Also, fuck. This means it's my turn to contribute to the fandom, innit?)

[emeriin]

*bows* Thank you, thank you. I'm glad you enjoyed. :D

And yes, yes it is. ;) *sits back and waits eagerly*

[bubosquared]

I have abuot two scenes left to write, I think. Smut has been achieved, though, even if it does fade to black partway through, so I'm past the difficult part. \o/

ohmygod i wrote hetsmut what the hell is wrong with meeee? D:

[emeriin]

ohmygod i wrote hetsmut what the hell is wrong with meeee? D:

I wouldn't worry about it. ;) I never thought I'd really shipping a het couple but the Critic and Chick are making it very hard not to. It- it was the Transformers Review that sealed it, damn them both.

[aunt_zelda]

I leave for a couple of days, come back, and you AND bobosquared have written and posted fic! It's like Christmas has come early! *dances*
Don't you DARE leave the country! Don't leave me alone to deal with the angry fans who have yet to find these fics of ours!
This was ... GENIUS! (And I don't mean in the Surf Ninja way ...)

Ask That Guy was in his usual place, surrounded by porno and engrossed in a book of what looked like Greek Gods smut.
*giggles*
Oh, he would be, wouldn't he?

He scoffed. “Okay, two things. One, you broke all my nice toys when we were kids…
“I brought you Grubbo and Teddy Ruxpin to make up for it! They were great toys.
*GRINZ and SPORFLES* I love the sense of backstory you give for these guys.

“Right, because those two gave me such a nice Halloween night and two, I’m not five anymore

[emeriin]

Thank you. :D I'm so glad you enjoyed it. :D

Oh, he would be, wouldn't he?

He definitely would, yes. No matter how evil he is, he still has good taste. ;)

*GRINZ and SPORFLES* I love the sense of backstory you give for these guys.

*GRINZ too* I can just imagine a young Ask That Guy (I will not write kid!fic, I will not write kid!fic...) actually thinking those two would make a great pressies. Poor Critic. ;)

Spank him! ... *blushes* Oh, I didn't just say that out loud, did I?

*thinks* That... is the most surreal image I've had in my head all day, thank you for that. :P

And I can't. I can't write smut for this. Writing Screw Yourself fic is bad enough. ;)

[bubosquared]

I will not write kid!fic, I will not write kid!fic...

Awwww, but but but ... *puppy dog eyes*

[aunt_zelda]

*puppy dog eyes*
Hypocrite! *laughs*

[emeriin]

Oh, God, this feels like it was written so long ago. But anyway, I'm glad you enjoyed it. Kind of. ;)

But wow. You had to be really bored, NC.

Hey, isn't this better than either not really having a choice in the matter or being dominated completely? (Okay, alright, better for him I mean, not us seeing as how we've all become sadists.) :D

[heirii]

Hi sweetie! :P (You won't get that reference, will you?)

I think Ask That Guy sounds a bit like the Nerd sometimes. I'm not sure whether this is a good or a bad thing. :P I was surprised when there was no real smut in it. Wow!

Anyway, you did well and I commend you. It's never easy to write this kind of character, as he isn't just all swearing. He has a dark side to him.

[emeriin]

I find it so amusing that you mention the dark side when this was relatively sweet compared to the later fics.

And is that not what we're here for, to make comedy characters much more three-dimensional? If we just had made Critic ragey, Chick/Spoony/Linkara snarky, Nerd angry and ATG creepy, then there'd be a much tinier fandom.

Thanks for commenting sweetie, you know it means a lot. :)