This computer! It has so much SCREEN OMG. And the keyboard! It lights up! But not too much, just enough to find the unusual keys in a dark room.
And it has a fingerprint reader, an add-on that I thought lame until
serenity_valley demonstrated why I needed it--because instead of typing in a password you just rub your fingertip over the little indentation. Shut up. There's nothing untoward about it.
I still haven't figured out the problem with Vista, because so far it's just like XP only slightly flashier, and is giving me no grief at all.
So, in short, I am a very happy Dell customer, and you don't know how old and crappy your old and crappy computer was till someone steals it and forces you to get a new one.