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✓ I miss somebody right now. (*sigh*)
✓ I don't watch much TV these days. (Except for Danny Phantom and Adult Swim, since they're both nifty.)
× I own lots of books.
✓ I wear glasses or contact lenses. (It's debatable whether one should say I actually WEAR them, since I don't)
✓ I love to play video games. (I spend 90% of my waking moments playing them, I swear.)
× I've tried marijuana.
× I've watched porn movies. (No, but I've seen porn advertisements on TV.)
× I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship.
✓ I believe honesty is usually the best policy. (Emphasis on "usually.")
✓ I curse sometimes. (Fuck yeah!)
✓ I have changed a lot mentally over the last year. (I had to.)
× I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me. (I don't go near knives and razors anymore. They make me want to do bad things.)
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× I have broken someone's bones. (I gave someone a concussion once, does that count?)
✓ I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal. (Doesn't everyone?)
× I hate the rain. (Love it.)
✓ I'm paranoid at times. (Ohhhh yeah.)
✓ I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free. (Only to remove some scars.)
✓ I need/want money right now. (Who doesn't? XD)
× I love sushi. (Meh, it's okay.)
× I talk really, really fast. (Sometimes.)
× I have fresh breath in the morning. (...is that physically possible?)
✓ I have long hair. (Moderately long.)
× I have lost money in Las Vegas.
✓ I have at least one sibling. (I wub my Teese! <3)
✓ I was born in a country outside of the U.S.
✓ I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past. (Fingernails. I was a kid.)
× I couldn't survive without Caller I.D. (I did before, I probably could now.)
× I like the way that I look. (Sometimes.)
✓ I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months. (*sigh*)
✓ I am usually pessimistic. (Usually. I have my optimistic moments too.)
✓ I have a lot of mood swings. (I am the DEFINITION of mood swing.)
× I think prostitution should be legalized. (I'm rather neutral on the issue, really...)
× I slept with a roommate.
✓ I have a hidden talent. (It's only semi-hidden, really.)
× I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have. (Pffft.)
× I have a lot of friends. (I'd say I have a medium-sized amount :3)
✓ I have pecked someone of the same sex. (I hope they mean peck as in "kiss" and not peck as in "pecker")
× I enjoy talking on the phone. (Nope. I get very uncomfortable on the phone.)
× I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants.
× I love to shop and/or window shop.
× I'm obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal. (I check it very often, but I'm not obsessed.)
× I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother. (No way! My mom can kick your moms' asses. At the same time.)
✓ I have a mobile phone. (Nobody ever calls me though ;.;)
× I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months.
✓ I've rejected someone before.
✓ I currently like/love someone. (._.;)
✓ I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life. (*sigh*)
✓ I want to have children in the future. (Distant future. VERY distant.)
× I have changed a diaper before.
× I've called the cops on a friend before.
✓ I'm not allergic to anything. (Booya!)
✓ I have a lot to learn. (Don't we all?)
✓ I am shy around the opposite sex.
× I'm online 24/7, even as an away message. (I -HATE- when people do that.)
✓ I have at least 5 away messages saved. (One for each excuse for me to be away from the computer :3)
✓ I have tried alcohol or drugs before. (I drank some beer as a 2-year-old, and I used to steal tastes of my mom's Port.)
× I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past.
× I own the "South Park" movie.
× I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal.
× I enjoy some country music.
✓ I would die for my best friends.
× I'm obsessive, and often a perfectionist. (I'm obsessive and perfectionistic about certain things, but not most of the time.)
× I have used my sexuality to advance my career.
× I think Halloween is awesome because you get free candy. (I think it's awesome because you get to dress up.)
× I have dated a close friend's ex.
× I am happy at this moment.
× I'm obsessed with guys. (They have cooties! ;_;)
✓ Democrat.
× Republican.
✓ I don't even know what I am. (I think I might be an alien from Neptune. O_O)
× I am punk rockish.
✓ I go for older guys/girls, not younger. (Excluding my curent crush.)
× I study for tests most of the time.
✓ I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met.
× I can work on a car. (AhahahahahaNO. I hate cars.)
× I love my job(s). (I probably would if I had one.)
× I am comfortable with who I am right now.
× I have more than just my ears pierced.
× I walk barefoot wherever I can.
× I have jumped off a bridge.
× I love sea turtles.
× I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup.
✓ I plan on achieving a major goal/dream.
× I am proficient on a musical instrument.
× I hate office jobs.
✓ I went to college out of state. (In the process of going to said college, but yes it is out of state.)
× I am adopted.
× I am a pyro. (I'm honestly not a huge fan of fire...)
× I have thrown up from crying too much.
✓ I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved. (Again, haven't we all?)
✓ I fall for the worst people.
✓ I adore bright colours. (Rich colors are my secret passion :3)
× I usually like covers better than originals. (It's about half and half, really.)
× I hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays. (Don't hate them, but I feel silly being in one.)
✓ I can pick up things with my toes. (Some things more than others. I can, however, play some video games with my toes!)
× I can't whistle.
✓ I have ridden/owned a horse. (Rode one as a little kid.)
✓ I still have every journal I've ever written in. (Including sketchbooks.)
× I talk in my sleep. (Not usually, but once I shouted in my sleep.)
× I've often thought that I was born in the wrong century.
✓ I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions.
× I wear a toe ring.
× I have a tattoo.
× I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with.
× I am a caffeine junkie.
× I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I'm not ashamed at all. (I AM a tree-hugger though.)
× If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder. (If it were LEGAL, maybe.)
× I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better.
× I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner.
✓ I'm an artist. (NOT A DRAWER! ARTIST!)
× I am ambidextrous.
✓ I sleep with so many stuffed animals, I can hardly fit on my bed.
× If it weren't for having to see other people naked, I'd live in a nudist colony.
× I have terrible teeth. (Not anymore, thanks to my orthodontist.)
✓ I hate my toes.
✓ I did this meme even though I wasn't tagged by the person who took it before me. (Someone was s'posed to tag me?)
✓ I have more friends on the internet than in real life.
✓ I have lived in either three different states or countries.
× I am extremely flexible. (Pff. I -WISH- I were.)
× I love hugs more than kisses.
× I want to own my own business.
× I smoke.
✓ I spend way too much time on the computer than on anything else.
✓ Nobody has ever said I'm normal. (You don't spend 13 days in a mental hospital to get called "normal."
...oh wait, yes you do.)
✓ Sad movies, games, and the like can cause a trickle of tears every now and then. (Guilty...)
× I am proficient in the use of many types of firearms and combat weapons.
× I like the way women look in stylized men's suits.
✓ I don't like it when people are unpleased or seem unpleased with me. (Ooooh, that always drives me crazy.)
✓ I have been described as a dreamer or likely to have my head up in the clouds. (I describe myself that way.)
× I have played strip poker with someone else before. (No, but I've stri- nevermind.)
✓ I have had emotional problems for which I have sought professional help. (Still in the process of receiving said help.)
✓ I believe in ghosts and the paranormal.
× I can't stand being alone. (Depends on my mood.)
× I have at least one obsession at any given time.
× I weigh myself, pee/poo, and then weigh myself again. (I don't weigh myself before, only after- if I weigh myself at all.)
× I consistently spend way too much money on obsessions-of-the-moment.
✓ I'm a judgmental asshole. (^___^)
× I'm a HUGE drama-queen. (Sometimes.)
✓ I have travelled on more than one continent.
× I sometimes wish my father would just disappear.
✓ I need people to tell me I'm good at something in order to feel that I am.
× I am a Libertarian.
✓ I can speak more than one language. (Not fluently.)
× I can fall asleep even if the whole room is as noisy as it can be.
× I would rather read than watch TV.
× I like reading fact more than fiction.
✓ I have pulled an all-nighter on an assignment I was given a month to do.
× I have no piercings.
× I have spent the night in a train station or other public place.
× I have been so upset over my physical gender that I cried.
× I once spent Christmas completely alone because there was a miscommunication on which parent was supposed to have me that night.
✓ There have been times when I have wondered "Why was I born?" and may/may not have cried over it.
✓ I like most animals better than most people.
× I own a collection of retro games consoles.
× The thought of physical exercise makes me shiver.
× I have hit someone with a dead fish. (...what?)
× I am compulsively honest.
× I was born with a congenital birth defect that has never been repaired.
× I have danced topless in front of dozens of complete strangers.
× I have gone from wishing I was a girl to revelling in being a boy to feeling like a girl again in the span of five minutes, and not cared a whit for my actual sex.
× I am unashamedly bisexual, and have different motivations for my desires for different genders.
✓ I sometimes won't sleep a whole night or eat a whole day because I forget to. (Not sleeping, but eating.)
× I find it impossible to get to sleep without some kind of music on.
× I dislike milk.
✓ I obsessively wash my hands.
✓ I always carry something significant around with me.
× Sometimes I'd rather wear a wig in day-to-day life than use my own hair. (As vain as this sounds, I love my hair.)
× I've pushed myself to become more self-aware and thereby more aware of others.
× Even though I live on my own I still cry sometimes because I miss my mother. (I don't live alone, but I cry at college because I miss my family.)
× I hand wrote all the HTML tags in this document. (Buh?)
✓ I've liked something which a majority of people claimed was either bad or weird.
✓ I have been clinically dead for a brief period of time. (My heart stopped beating for a few seconds while I was in the hospital for the overdose.)
× Instead of feeling sympathy/empathy with people and their problems, I simply become annoyed.
× I participate/have participated in auto drag races and won.
× I do not 'get' most comedy acts.
✓ I don't think strippers are money-greedy or slutty for dancing.
✓ I don't like to chew gum. (I'm not supposed to because of my jaw click.)
× I am obsessed with history/historical things and can't wait for someone to build a time machine so I can be the first to use it.
× I can never remember for the life of me where I parked the car.
✓ I had the TEEN ANGST thing going for at least 2-3 years. (I think I still have it.)
✓ I wish people would be more empathic and honest with each other. (Then I wouldn't have to be the one to do it.)
× I play Dungeons and Dragons weekly. (No, but I try to attend Amtgard when I can.)
✓ I love to sing.
× I want to live in my mother's basement when I grow up. (It'd be nice, but...)
× I have a custom-built computer.
✓ I want to create a certain someone's babies, even though there's a 0% possiblity of ever achieving it.
× I would be in a relationship with one of my pets if they were human. (Nah, Bennie's abusive. He'd probably try to kill me.)
✓ I've gone skinny-dipping. (Heehee.)
× I've performed in three plays. (One.)
× I enjoy burritos. (Meh, they're okay.)
× I'm Irish and loving it. (1/4 Irish.)
✓ I have a thing for redheads.
× I am a twin!
× Most of the times, I'd rather do something intellectual instead of doing something generically 'fun'.
× Once I set out to finish something, I always stay at it until it is completed before I move on to something else.
× I wish there were a way to erase past mistakes.
× I sleep more than 12 hours a day. (Not usually.)
✓ I wish I could be prouder of what I've accomplished, but it's never enough.
× I need more time to myself.
× I wish I was more open-minded.
× I hope that I go really prematurely grey.
✓ I download songs from the internet.
× I've just reenacted chapter 58 of Death Note with my best friend.
× I say random things to freak people out.
× I'm still a little mad about the ending of Death Note.
× I love playing Truth or Dare.
× I love listening to slow music, but I hate singing to it.
× Music helps me remember that I am not alone.
× Playing my favorite sport makes me temporarily forget my problems. (Only if you count video games as a sport.)
✓ I think this survey is particularly long. (My god, does it ever END?!)
× I prefer my LJ friends to my real-life ones.
× I can only hate someone that I love.
× I've ordered an extra two shots of espresso to an Americano at Starbucks.
And another meme that I just stole from Grinn.
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