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I fell down the escalators at Picadilly station. That is a lovely addition to my list of public embarrassments and I only wish I was not hobbling around my house with a bandaged knee so that I could actually move without a weird, trapped-nervy twingy pain. Joyous. I was horrendously drunk, in fact so drunk that me and Albie found ourselves in none other than fucking Macdonalds, consumer restaurant from hell.