do you love me?

[emeraldgrace]

I love Amanda because she is ever-so-country and reminds me of home.
I love Amanda because when I’m having a bad day she always knows what to say to make it good again.
I love Amanda because she sees the beauty in Wheatus, in a black Jeep, driving down Sunset, in search of potato salad...
I love Amanda because she's so delcious, Oh I love Manda!!!
I love AMANDA BECAUSE SHE'S PURE hawt STEAMY naked sex XD!!!
I love Amanda because of her foul mouth.
I love Amanda because she can type so fast without mispelling.
I love Amanda because her mom pays me..
I love Amanda... because she's really hot. Her dog is hot too.

ok yeah i know it's more than 5, but some of them were really funny.