AHHHH!
Why are the people who work at this pizza place so fucking incompetent?! If I say 'light on the sauce', that clearly means do not put so much sauce on the pizza that you're not even sure if there is cheese. It means, that if there is more sauce than dough, we're going to have a problem. If when I set my pizza down, pizza sauce splatters everywhere, it is a clean sign that there is too much sauce and making pizza's is clearly too difficult for your little mind to handle and you need to start making fries at McDonalds.
Bastards.
Bastards.