Nov 01, 2003 19:18
You wear nothing but you wear it so well...
I cleaned my entire room today. *gasp* Yes, I know--I CLEANED. Shocked and amazed? Well, I do what needs to be done when no one else is brave enough to do it for me.
I wore gloves and a surgical mask while I did so. It was that bad. The reason I didnt want to clean and it got so bad was there is some sort of HUGE evil, evil spider in my room that just wont die. Hit it with a shoe, spray it with spray, ask it polietly to walk out the open window and enjoy the beautiful day...it will not leave me alone. I mangaged to catch it the other day while it crawled up my wall, and no longer willing to take any of it's shit, I smashed the fuck outta it with a shoe (my lint roller ran out of those little sticky paper things). It then proceeded to fall behind my desk where I could not find it, leading me to believe it somehow was uneffected by it's smushedness and carried on with it's day. Hence, the gloves I used while cleaning. If I did manage to finally kill it, and I ran across it's mangled body with my bare hands...well, I dont want to think about it.
It's freezing in here! I think I've lost a nipple...
Anyway, room is clean. I've managed to stay away from the Halloween candy (at least til after breakfast) and didn't stab myself in the hand while opening the package I got in the mail today.
Now if I could only get the eyelash out of my eye, I would be set!