what ever happened to...

Dec 17, 2004 08:53

i hate e!, and i hate comedy central too... they should never have quit playing old snl's and started playing mad-tv... its such a sign that they sold out to the masses.
but anyway, snl's on e! dont have musical performances.. they kut that out to make room for more kommercials... its pathetic.
so last night i missed out on the elliott smith performance where lucy lawless is host... its sad

michael keaton was on leno.
he's still such a jaguar... even at his age.
then i watched batman returns then batman
it was like reverse order.
and you see in black and white why the first one is better

1) batplane
2) kim bassinger is so 80's hot
3) jack nicholas > jim carrey (but returns did have a double villian... tommy lee jones... he takes over every situation)
4) in the original, michael keaton plays (in my mind) bruce wayne so perfectly, he acts like this simple, super rich but still very simply bachelor. he dresses like it, he talks like it, he moves like it, and so therefore the whole alter persona/batkave thing is just an extension of his single maleness... it appeals to men everywhere. val kilmer, although good... acted too much like a super business guru, with everything under kontrol... when you're donald trump, you dont need an alter persona.
nobody is out there wishing they were puff daddy AND green lantern (the black one btw)
one is kool enough without the other

i saw some fucking great musik videos too
i think i have to love the band 'coheed and cambria' just for how insanely ugly they're lead is, and for how insanely sucky their videos are.
i watched the fucking greatest john mellencamp musik video
its kalled walk tall
and there's this girl in a wheelchair, that everyone picks on and eventually burns down her trailer, but this badass fucking midget boyfriend of hers shows up on his sidecar motorcycle and takes her away from all the rednecks... all the while johnny is singing his 100% american heart out.
i dont know how you can not feel that
then i saw eminem's (new?) video "like toy soldiers"
i was left speechless
was there some drama that went on or someone who got shot that i didnt know about?
or did eminem achieve his greatest feat ever?
did he fabricate someone's gang-style shooting death so that he could sing about it?
i mean, i'm not about to write the biography on the man, but wouldn't i know if his homie got ganked?
i love (and by love i mean hate) when people with no taste pretend to have some
yes, that's right... i saw ashlee simpson's new video "lala"
please, will someone besides me realize she has no talent, style, appeal, common sense, or brain cells, and up and flog her with me please? walking around the block with her mall-punk friends, being so crazy and doing BOY things like playing tony hawks underground 2, and just being so crazy..
(if you know ashlee simpson's agent, please kall him/her... i was ashlee to start using that phrase... in every video, with all of her stupidity, saying "SO KRAZY!"
kan you see that that is a sting shirt?
that would be a fucking kool ass shirt if she wasn't wearing it.
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