Remnants of the Jungle 1/?

Feb 27, 2013 00:12


Written for the H/C bingo February challenge.  Probably 3 - 4 chapters, possibly more.

Summary: With the prompts of nausea, undeserved reputation, taking care of someone and SEX POLLEN, do we need an actual summary? Well, okay, how's this - Tony DiNozzo wasn't entirely sure if he believed the wild tale he heard in the jungle, but when the strange little pod broke open in Tim McGee's hand while the team was stuck in a motel, they're all going to find out together.

Parings: Gibbs/McGee/DiNozzo/David in every combination possible

Rating: FR21 This is the first story I've ever age-locked. That should be your first clue.



Remnants of the Jungle

"What are those?" After three days in the jungle, Tony was glad to be back in civilization once again. McGee and Gibbs were arranging transport for the team and Ziva was overseeing the transfer of the prisoner. He was watching several of the soldiers dividing up a pile of wrinkled pods they had brought back with them.

One of the soldiers tossed a seed pod to him, speaking with a thick accent. "Tis a pitit pitit renmen."

"A what?" He looked at it closer, noticing how rapidly it had started drying out, even in the humid conditions.

One of the other soldiers took pity on him. "A seed of love. For a strong man, it can make him go for hours, take on ten women and still keep going. For a lesser man, it makes them sleep like a baby. It is how we tell the men from the boys." It was apparently an old, familiar joke as they all laughed, slapping one another on the back.

Tony was intrigued and wanted more information. "What do you do with it? Do you eat it?"

Shuddering at that idea, the first soldier explained. "No, no. Let it dry, breathe in the pollen when it opens. You will have a night you will never forget."

"Yes, because you will sleep right through it, gringo." They all started laughing and Tony shoved the pod into his pocket when Gibbs and McGee returned. Seventy-two hours later when they finally dragged themselves into the bullpen craving hot showers and clean clothes, Tony tossed it into a lesser used pocket in his backpack and forgot all about it.

Three weeks later

Another out of town assignment, but at least this one came with a motel room instead of a sleeping bag in the jungle. They'd spent several hours searching the crime scene until darkness and rain forced Gibbs to call a halt. Now they were stuck in a run down motel room until morning. "Tony, where's the extra batteries for the camera? Somebody forgot to charge it."

At first, Tony thought McGee was yelling at him for forgetting to plug in the camera after the last crime scene, but then he realized that McGee was scowling at Ziva, who just shrugged before she left to get the charger out of the truck. Since he'd been the one to forget to charge it on several occasions, Tony had stashed an extra battery pack in his backpack. He pointed in that general direction. "Yeah, I think there's one in my backpack. One of the little pockets."

Tim started burrowing through the junk. "Tony, do you ever clean out your backpack?" Not expecting an answer, he bent down to peer into one of the side pockets, trying to figure out what treasures lurked under the empty candy wrappers. A shriveled up something caught McGee's attention and he picked it up, gasping when it practically exploded in his hand.

"Oh, gross." He'd gotten a mouthful in addition to breathing it in and McGee was already gagging from the taste. When he bolted for the bathroom, Gibbs went over to see what he'd reacted to, picking up the now opened seed pod and studying it, spreading the pollen even further.

"What the hell is this DiNozzo?"

Tony groaned, knowing there was going to be no good way to explain it. "That was going to be a wild weekend with a bunch of coeds. Course for Probie, it will just mean a good night's sleep."

Gibbs tossed the empty pod in the trash and rubbed his face, not noticing the faint traces of pollen he was transferring, spreading and breathing in. "Keep talking."

It took several minutes for Tony to tell the entire story and as he finished he closed his eyes and waited for the head slap. Instead, Gibbs just growled and went to check on McGee.

---NCIS---

"You okay?" Gibbs steadied McGee as he moved to the sink to rinse out his mouth.

Tim leaned heavily on the sink as he continued to battle the nausea. "That was really nasty. What in the heck was that thing?"

Shaking his head, Gibbs wrapped his arms more securely around Tim's waist. "When we were in the jungle bringing back Garcia, one of the local soldiers convinced DiNozzo that it was some sort of a sex pollen seed." Gibbs frowned, wondering how it had gotten so hot as he remembered what Tony had been promised. "Guaranteed to give him the stamina to have ten women at a time."

That made Tim laugh. "Knowing DiNozzo, ten angry husbands would show up before he got anywhere."

"Probably. Come on, let's get you laying down."

Tim nodded and started to straighten up, then froze.

"What's wrong?"

Tim swayed and grabbed onto the sink again. "That might not be just an old wives tail, Boss."

"Yeah?" Giving into his own arousal, Gibbs ground his groin against Tim's ass while his hands slid down to cup Tim's package. "You ever been with a man, Tim?"

"How do you think we'd blow off steam during a study session at MIT?"

"Blow being the operative word?"

---NCIS---

"Tony, what is that?" Ziva arrived back in the room, charger in hand, to see the air filled with a fine powder that seemed to glow when the light hit it. Immediately she felt flushed and started breathing deeper.

He turned around and looked at her. "What is what?" When he turned, he stirred up the air currents even more and saw what she was talking about. Embarrassed, he tried to play it down. "Just some pollen."

Before she could question him, the bathroom door opened enough for Gibbs to stick his head out. "DiNozzo, go find a store and get something to help settle McGee's stomach."

When Gibbs retreated back into the bathroom, Ziva turned a questioning eye to Tony. "Pollen would have made McGee sneeze, not sick to his stomach."

Tony didn't answer her and she followed him out the door, peppering him with questions.

By the time they had tracked down a store, she'd gotten the entire story out of DiNozzo, but she didn't laugh it off. "All these years, I thought it was a legend."

"What? Those pods, you'd heard of them before?"

"Oh, yes." She shifted around in the seat. "Several members of Mossad spent months trying to locate them."

Tony pulled the truck into the parking lot of an all night store. "Forget it, Ziva. They were just pulling my leg. It's just some nasty smelling and tasting seed and I'll be lucky if all it does is made Probie sick to his stomach."

Ziva licked her lips as she stared at him. "You do not believe that."

He wouldn't look her in the eye as he tugged his collar away from his neck. "Yeah, of course I do."

Reaching over, she squeezed him through his pants. "Not all of you does, Tony."

In the store, Ziva headed directly for the pharmacy section. Tony breathed a sigh of relief and tracked down ginger ale and crackers. When she met him at the registers, she had a bottle of anti-nausea pills, a large box of condoms and a bottle of lube.

---NCIS---

Gibbs brushed his mouth over McGee's ear. "Tell me what you need, Tim. Tell me what you want, I'm going to take care of you."

"I... I can't ask you to..."

"You're not asking, I'm offering and I'm no blushing virgin." Gibbs grabbed McGee's hand and dragged it down to press against his own throbbing cock, smiling as Tim's fingers instinctively wrapped around it, even through his pants. "You had your study session gangbangs. Well, I've probably had as many male lovers as female. If you can think of it, I've done it - probably more than once." He was backing McGee towards the bed and when they reached it, he eased him down. "Tell me what we're going to do first."

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