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Dec 17, 2010 12:14

Dear self;

Never, ever, before you go to sleep, think to yourself, "I wonder if I read and watch horror because I'm trying to see how close you can get to the abyss before you fall in?" because otherwise you will dream about being trapped in a room with a hideous half-zombie knifeman who wants to have sex with you and when you escape from that room slightly molested your dream-self will crap themselves and when you go to the dream-bathroom to clean yourself up the dream-toilet will back up all over the floor. Also there are spiders and broken glass on the dream-floor and a dead cat.

YOUR SUBCONSCIOUS NEVER REJECTS A CHALLENGE. LEAVE IT BE.

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