OH MY GOD
Click to viewEXCUSE ME FLAILING FOREVER I THINK I JOYGASMED TO DEATH GUYS GUYS GUYS THIS IS MY BIRTHDAY PRESENT NEXT YEAR, THIS IS MY ~ONLY~ BIRTHDAY PRESENT NEXT YEAR, YOU CANNOT TOP THIS FOR ME OH MY GOD HOW DID I NOT KNOW ABOUT THIS BECAUSE SERIOUSLY THE SECRET OF MONKEY ISLAND IS THE BEST VIDEOGAME OF ALL TIME, OF ALL TIME! AND OH MY GOD HOW AM I GOING TO GET TO SLEEP AFTER THIS, SERIOUSLY, OH MY GOD
ETA: APPARENTLY IT'S OUT ALREADY FOR DIGITAL DOWNLOAD OMFG DAD IS GETTING ME THIS OR I AM DISOWNING HIM, I WILL DIVORCE HIM AS A PARENT, IT IS MY RIGHT AS THE WELL BEHAVED CHILD TO THROW THIS ONE EPIC TANTRUM RIGHT NOW