S'up bitches? Gratuitous HETEROSEXUAL OMG porn rolling in. Don't worry. It's not that filthy missionary position fic. Eww. Everything about this is silly and overblown.
Title: The Doctor Is In
Fandom: Twilight
Pairing: Carlisle/Esme
Rating: NC17 for bad language and het (<- I KNOW, WHAT?)
Summary: Not seeing enough of Carlisle at home, Esme decides to take matters into her own hands.
A/N: Written for the
Twilight Kink Meme (which, incidentally, needs a LOT MORE KINK, PEOPLE), for the prompt "Esme/Carlisle, playing doctor".
(
The Doctor Is In )