Asfhdsjkhfkasdhk!!!
*FINGERS WORN TO THE BONE FROM A COMBINATION OF KEYBOARD SMASHING AND ACTUAL WRITING*
Okay, so, Misha Collins, our darling angel Castiel in Supernatural, who BUILT HIS OWN HOUSE, I've just been flicking through some more interviews with him, and OH GOD I NEED TO MARRY THIS MAN.
I mean, not only is he someone who BUILT HIS OWN HOUSE, a fact which cannot be stated in anything other than capslock because DUDES, BUILT HIS OWN HOUSE, but he is one smart mofo; he's someone who slips expressions into everyday conversation like "verifiable empirical evidence". He uses BIG WORDS, and when he's talking, he repeats the theme of what he's said two or three times which means I'd actually be able to hold COHERENT CONVERSATIONS WITH HIM IRL, something I'm often tragically incapable of because SCREW YOU DYSPRAXIA, and, and, omg. Oh, yes, and he's a practising Buddhist, and Buddhism and agnosticism are the only two non-Christian religious identities I'd still feel comfortable popping out babies with, because you can be friends with anyone but if you and someone else are going to be heavily responsible for someone's initial religious beliefs you can't have epically conflicting views. And many of Buddhism's aspects reflect my personal worldview more efficiently than even some branches of Christianity.
ANYHOW. Long and short of this is, HE'S LIKE A MARY SUE WRITTEN PRECISELY FOR THE PURPOSE OF GETTING WITH ME.
*swoons*
Ooh, and while I remember, jlsigman? Because I completely suck and because I need to get the other Springkink fics out of the way asap and because I know the lesbian pirates are owed to you, I've decided I'm just going to post the belated fic on here as soon as I'm done with it instead of doing a rushed job on it in Springkink because YOU DESERVE BETTER. However, to make up for it, in the meantime feel free to comment with any Devil May Cry pairing and I'll scribble a drabble or snippet for you pronto by way of apology. *sucks so hardcore, aaaaaaaaaaaaah*
Okay, so, Misha Collins, our darling angel Castiel in Supernatural, who BUILT HIS OWN HOUSE, I've just been flicking through some more interviews with him, and OH GOD I NEED TO MARRY THIS MAN.
I mean, not only is he someone who BUILT HIS OWN HOUSE, a fact which cannot be stated in anything other than capslock because DUDES, BUILT HIS OWN HOUSE, but he is one smart mofo; he's someone who slips expressions into everyday conversation like "verifiable empirical evidence". He uses BIG WORDS, and when he's talking, he repeats the theme of what he's said two or three times which means I'd actually be able to hold COHERENT CONVERSATIONS WITH HIM IRL, something I'm often tragically incapable of because SCREW YOU DYSPRAXIA, and, and, omg. Oh, yes, and he's a practising Buddhist, and Buddhism and agnosticism are the only two non-Christian religious identities I'd still feel comfortable popping out babies with, because you can be friends with anyone but if you and someone else are going to be heavily responsible for someone's initial religious beliefs you can't have epically conflicting views. And many of Buddhism's aspects reflect my personal worldview more efficiently than even some branches of Christianity.
ANYHOW. Long and short of this is, HE'S LIKE A MARY SUE WRITTEN PRECISELY FOR THE PURPOSE OF GETTING WITH ME.
*swoons*
Ooh, and while I remember, jlsigman? Because I completely suck and because I need to get the other Springkink fics out of the way asap and because I know the lesbian pirates are owed to you, I've decided I'm just going to post the belated fic on here as soon as I'm done with it instead of doing a rushed job on it in Springkink because YOU DESERVE BETTER. However, to make up for it, in the meantime feel free to comment with any Devil May Cry pairing and I'll scribble a drabble or snippet for you pronto by way of apology. *sucks so hardcore, aaaaaaaaaaaaah*