:.sucked.:
I've deleted their name since... it was just something worth deleting.
And I've also taken the liberty to change the way they talk. Oh yeah.
me: what's up?
friend: thinking about how much i need to get some head
me: LOL WTF
friend: its been a few weeks... what
me: omg a few WEEKS? try not getting ANYTHING in like 1 3/4 months
friend: i tried that for a while
friend: didn't like it
me: hahaha i've only been single 1 1/2 months and it's been boring. lol
friend: oh well
friend: i'm not as happy single cause i'm not getting regular play
me: haha same, but at least i'm not being treated like shit
friend: that's been my entire thought process for the past few days... "must get dick sucked"
me: omg lol
me: it was ever since i said ok jokingly, wasn't it?!?!_@*!
friend: it's been since a bit before then...
On the phone with one of my friends a few days ago.. they were yelling at someone online.. "SUCK MY DICK, BITCH!" and I was like, "okayyyyyyyy!" and my friend was like, "damn I really wish it was that easy.." (And no, I didn't blow anybody, not last night, the night before that, the night before THAT...)
And I've also taken the liberty to change the way they talk. Oh yeah.
me: what's up?
friend: thinking about how much i need to get some head
me: LOL WTF
friend: its been a few weeks... what
me: omg a few WEEKS? try not getting ANYTHING in like 1 3/4 months
friend: i tried that for a while
friend: didn't like it
me: hahaha i've only been single 1 1/2 months and it's been boring. lol
friend: oh well
friend: i'm not as happy single cause i'm not getting regular play
me: haha same, but at least i'm not being treated like shit
friend: that's been my entire thought process for the past few days... "must get dick sucked"
me: omg lol
me: it was ever since i said ok jokingly, wasn't it?!?!_@*!
friend: it's been since a bit before then...
On the phone with one of my friends a few days ago.. they were yelling at someone online.. "SUCK MY DICK, BITCH!" and I was like, "okayyyyyyyy!" and my friend was like, "damn I really wish it was that easy.." (And no, I didn't blow anybody, not last night, the night before that, the night before THAT...)