I must restrain myself before reaching the maximum level of my pervertedness.
This is the "party fic" from the fan fiction my cousin and I are writing together... please ignore the fact that there is a Misty and an Emeliah in this, (well, don't ignore it... just pretend that they're not... I dunno ?) it's entirely my cousins fault *cough* that these are the names chosen for the two random girls in this :P I don't really like that fact that it's Emeliah who messes up the whole "Taemin is innocent" thingo... for obvious reasons haha.
I haven't gone over this so I apologize in advance for the spelling, grammar, and sentences that you have to read several times to make sense of it...
I hope you enjoy it anywayyyy (:
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'HIYUM!' Kikwangs loud entrance startled the already tipsy group.
'OH MY GOD! B2ST ARE HERE!' Emeliah squealed excitedly as she sprang up and ran to find Dongwoon, the maknae of the group.
'Dongwoonie Oppa!' Emeliah exclaimed, going completely in fan girl mode as she threw herself at him and held him in a bear hug. Dongwoon laughed at the excited girl and walked over to where everyone was sitting in the small room, managing to drag the girl along with him as he walked.
'Is anyone else coming?' Misty asked, sounding quite excited herself, even though she only knew what her sister had told her about B2ST, which was pretty much something along the lines of "oh Dongwoon Oppa is so hot! Well… mostly when he’s moving, but still! And Kikwang… oh god he has an amazing body… and Hyunseung, he used to be in Big Bang! How cool is that? And Junhyung… his hair was way better before they got a new look for their new mini album… and Doojoon… I don’t really like him that much but he’s still cool."
'Yeah, we made Lee Joon-hyung come with his band mates when we found out that Emeliah wanted us to come, because she apparently also loves MBLAQ as well… and I’m pretty sure Heechul, Siwon, and Wookie are on their way as well.' Dongwoon said as he took Emeliah by her shoulders and sat her down next to Taemin, her pout was replaced by a smile when Taemin smothered her cheek with a big sloppy ppoppo (playful, friendly kiss).
'JOONIE! Oh my goodness this is the best night ever!' Emeliah giggled. Misty just sat, crossed legged on the floor, staring into nothingness, the others just assumed that it was because of the shock that she was about to meet so many extremely good looking K-pop Idols.
'Oh yes! Alcohol, we finally get to see Kikwang get shit faced!' Hyunseung said out of no where as he grabbed for the bottle of straight vodka sitting in front of Emeliah, he jumped when Emeliah quickly grasped her bottle of vodka which was already half drunken by her, and hissed at him.
'Oh, sorry, may I please have some of that?' Hyunseung asked, sounding amused, Emeliah just continued to glare at him.
'Emeliah, let Hyunseung have some. Stop being such a piggy.' Taemin said, Emeliah pouted, feeling defeated as she poured her Oppa a shot glass of vodka.
'Oh wow, that’s strong.' Hyunseung said with a sour expression on his face. Emeliah nodded with a smile before taking a big gulp straight from the bottle, finishing with a loud 'HEEEEEEEEEEYEEEEEEEEEEEW!'
Everyone stared at her for a while before erupting in a massive chorus of laughter, all Emeliah could do was look at each of them, feeling a little confused as to why they were laughing so much.
Hours of mindless drinking passed and by now the group was well and truly off their heads when the members of MBLAQ and some of the Super Junior boys arrived.
Only Mir, Joon, Heechul, Siwon, and Wookie looked excited about the piss up they were having.
'You guys! I have an idea… let’s play truth or dare!' Kikwang suggested with a slur as he swung around his full glass of wine, without spilling one drop.
'Oh yeah! I’m up for that.' Doojoon said.
'Oh yeah, oh, oh, oh yeah, I’m feelin’ good!' The MBLAQ boys sang.
'Oh god… do the body pops, please… they’re so hot.' Emeliah asked sheepishly. The five of them got up, singing whilst doing their body pops, Joonie finished with the lifting up of his shirt which made both Emeliah and Misty squeal.
'Okay, okay, okay! Dongwoonie! Truth or dare?' Kikwang asked to change the subject back to the game he so badly wanted to play.
[Dear readers, you just lost The Game! kekekekeke.]
'Dare!' Dongwoon answered cheerfully before taking another sip from his cup filled with an unknown blue liquid he had conjured up himself.
'I dare you to hook up with Heechul.' Kikwang said with a devious tone in his voice. Dongwoon spat out his mouthful of his drink, spraying virtually everyone with it.
'Wait... you want me to hook up with Heechul?' Dongwoon asked.
'Yes. Unless you want to hook up with me.' Kikwang said, adding in a little wiggle of his eyebrows and a wink.
Dongwoon blushed before stuttering 'I… um… I er… I-' he was cut off by Kikwang suddenly pouncing on him, knocking him on the floor so he was lying down, awkwardly placed over Joonie and Mir’s lap.
'You took too long to answer, maknae.' Kikwang said before pressing his lips to Dongwoons, one of his hands disappeared to where Emeliah assumed was Dongwoons crotch. Everyone looked away, teaming their disturbed expressions with sounds of disgust as sounds of pleasure escaped from Dongwoon. Misty couldn’t help but laugh at the horrified expressions on Mir and Joon’s faces, and the huge pout that Heechul had.
'Jesus Christ, stop hooking up you two.' Yoseob said while laughing.
'Dongwoonie… do you want me to stop?' Kikwang said as he sat up on Dongwoon, all the boy could do as cover his face with his hands, feeling either a little too embarrassed to answer, or too sexually excited to say anything just in case he said something completely inappropriate, even though what he and his hyung were doing was completely wrong and against his morals, not to mention the fact that he was most definitely not gay even though he enjoyed every second of it.
'Aw. Party pooper.' Kikwang said as he crawled away to sit in a corner on the opposite end of the room, teaming his cat-like movements with random 'meowing' noises. Dongwoon just stayed where he was, hands over his face. Mir and Joonie still had that amusing expression of horror plastered on their faces.
'It’s your turn to ask someone.' Siwon said to Dongwoon.
'Siwon, truth or dare?' Dongwoon asked with a sigh.
'I choose… dare.' Siwon said.
'Go fuck yourself.' Dongwoon said simply, shock was written all over Siwon’s face. (no, not literally.)
SHIBROWS!' Emeliah and Misty yelled together, ending with a high five. Everyone in the room stared in silence at the sisters as they had their laughing fit.
'I want a puppy.' Emeliah said after they had finished laughing.
'We’ll get you one tomorrow.' Misty said as she patted her sister on the head.
'Let’s go get more alcohol!' Junhyung said while dragging a very dead looking Dongwoon by his foot towards the door.
'Oh no! We’re nearly out of it! Yes, let’s go!' Mir said with a panic as he stumbled to follow. More than half of the remaining people got up to join Mir, and a still dead looking Dongwoon who was curled up on the floor at Junhyung’s feet, while the rest of the people, including Emeliah and Misty hesitated because they knew what could happen if all of them were caught out, drunk as all hell, before deciding to join the rest of them and started on their quest to find more stuff to drink.
All of them stood closely together as they squeezed into the tiny elevator, they were obviously over the weight limit for the tiny thing but they didn’t care less, each of them had a dopey looking grin, except for Taemin.
'Why so serious?' Misty asked Taemin, followed by a sneer at her own Batman joke.
'I hate elevators.' Taemin said, sounding robotic.
'Why’s that?' Emeliah said as she tried to turn to face her Oppa, but failed because of the lack of room to move.
'I’d rather not talk about it, I just can’t wait until we get off.' Taemin said, shifting a little in his spot.
When they reached the ground floor, everyone tried to leave all at the same time, resulting in Emeliah being stuck in between Dongwoon and Joonie in the doorway.
'Move bitches!' Misty yelled as she pushed through the blockage in the doorway, making virtually every single one of them fall out of the small elevator and onto the floor in a big mountain of laughing, and very drunk people.
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The large group walked along the streets, not having any idea where they were going, their entertainment was Emeliah and Misty stumbling ahead of them singing, or rather screaming songs.
'CAN YOU HEAR ME I AM SCREAMING FROM THE TOP OF THE WORRLLLLLLLD?! CAN YOU HEAR ME!?' They sang together, mixed with their laughs as they stumbled. (oh god I love Tokio Hotel...)
Emeliah didn’t know about the others but she felt like she was about to throw up, but she still carried on being her own drunken self.
'Oh my goodness! Guys, the Aquarium is still open! Let’s go talk to the fishies! And maybe we can find Minho's turtle relatives!' Emeliah said as she ran off towards the building. The whole group stared suspiciously at Dongwoon when a high pitched squeal escaped from the boy when he ran after Emeliah. (hehehe, Sexy Minho Turtle ;D)
'Wait, guys. Taemin and Emeliah… you two need to act as sober as you can because we don’t wanna die in jail.' Wookie said, shaking his hand whilst pointing at the two youngest people of the group. The pair nodded sharply before continuing to walk inside the Aquarium.
The group only just got in. The only reason they were allowed in was because the person at the admin table got a kiss on the cheek from each of them, which no doubt, would have made her day. The group slowly made their way towards where the sharks and stingrays were, stumbling as they went.
Despite their efforts to look sober, Taemin and Emeliah failed to hide how drunk they were because Taemin had somehow found a yellow cape to parade around in, looking oddly like one of the fish, as Emeliah tried to stay standing up by holding onto one of the hand railings in the underwater tunnel as she laughed loudly, everyone was too absorbed in Minho’s skills he was about to show in the form of walking through the glass to talk to the fish he apparently befriended to even notice what the youngest people in the group were doing. A massive eco of laughter rang out as Minho landed in a heap on the ground after rebounding off the glass.
Minho lay down on his back on the floor and stared intently at the fish infested water above him and said, 'oh hey, Jimmy!' He made a wave movement with his hand right in front of his face, he went cross eyed as he watched it, completely fascinated. His expression of pure happiness was erased when Mir stood over him and let out a loud fart.
'Oh yeah, that was a good one.' Mir said with a sniff. Minho shuffled out from underneath Mir with an expression of horror
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'You dirty, dirty boy.' Minho said, but then laughed and said “that’s what she said ! OHHHH !”
The group snorted and giggled, trying hard not to laugh at Minho’s joke.
'HAY GIRLFRAN! HAAAAY!' Thunder said as he put an arm around a random girls shoulder, no one could figure out if she was being shy, or if she was trying to get away from the guy because she thought she would get raped or something.
'It’s coo baby, come back again later if you change yo’ mind.' Thunder said, taking his arm off the girl and pretending to tap her on the butt when she walked off.
'Hey guys ! What happened to getting more moo juice?' Kikwang said, the group parted down the middle to find him sitting, Indian style on the ground. Everyone looked at him funny, not because of how he was sitting, but because of how sober he sounded.
'Oh right!' Hyunseung said as he started to walk back the way the came, the group naturally followed. Emeliah, Taemin, Misty, and Onew skipped hand in hand at the back of the group whilst singing Nalbwa Gwisoon.
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They were all surprised and quite content with their efforts. They were surrounded by wine caskets, slabs of assorted beer and vodka drinks, and many, many empty bottles of bourbon and baileys.
'Hey Taeminnie! Am I perrty?' Minho asked with a flip of his black wig.
'Baby, I told you before. You’re always pretty.' Taemin answered, thinking that it was Emeliah that he was talking to.
'Oh really? Oh thank you, very kamsa.' Minho said with a giggle, going slightly red, obviously not thinking about the fact that Taemin didn’t notice that it wasn’t his girl he was talking to.
'Come here, sexy. Give your Oppa a big kiss.' Taemin said, uncharacteristically. Minho excitedly crawled over to the young boy, ignoring the fact that he said Oppa (and the fact that he isn't older than him) and pressed his lips to his. A big smile spread on both of the boys faces.
'Taemin! Minho! What the fuck?' Emeliah asked, sounding pissed off as all hell. The two boys jumped a little and looked at the tall girl that was standing over them.
'Emeliah! There are two of you!' Taemin said, looking really happy.
'Taemin, the person you were just kissing is Minho.' Emeliah said, taking the wig off of Minho’s head and chucking it across the room. All he could do was smile innocently at Taemin.
'Minho, that’s ewwy.' Taemin said simply.
'Ooookay. Who’s ready for an undie run!?' Joonie interupted, standing at the front door in nothing but his underwear. Emeliah and Misty were almost dying from the sight. (mmmhm, if only this would actually happen, and I was in the room... fucking do want.)
'I AM!' The two girls shouted together almost immediately, stripping down to their underwear excitedly along with G.O, Kikwang, and strangely enough, Key. The small group ran out of the door, leaving the remaining boys alone to continue drinking. Taemin and Onew sat, glued to their spots, still in shock. Even though they had already seen their girls with much less on before, they still loved seeing them with bare skin. Jonghyun was having something that would be very close to a panic attack, but what he most definitely did have was a nosebleed, and a suspicious tent in his pants.
(lol ! I apologize for making the SHINee boys such perves. ^.^)
The remaining B2ST members were already passed out in a mountain of people, along with Wookie and Siwon, who were spooning on the floor next to them, leaving Heechul, Onew, Taemin, Jonghyun, Mir, Seungho, and Thunder to try and be creative with their time. To their disappointment, no one thought of anything to do, so they drank and waited for the others to get back from their undie run.
The door swung open, erupting with the group of people that left not too long ago. They all screamed when they fell to the ground, falling on top of each other on the floor. Emeliah and Misty looked a little too happy with being sandwiched between Kikwang and Lee Joon. G.O shut the door behind him, choosing not to join in with the second pileup of people.
'Emiiii, I’m bored.' Taemin whined as he got up and walked over to the mound of people, taking her hand and pulling her out.
'Let’s do something then.' Emeliah said jokingly. She squeaked when her Oppa picked her up and took her to the bathroom. She wondered how on earth someone so skinny could carry someone like her.
Silence fell upon the room once they had left to do god knows what, but then Misty got a bright idea to get Heechul to shave off Siwon’s "shibrows". (yeah, thass right. :P)
Emeliah and Taemin were passed out, laced together in the bath tub, when Heechul hesitatingly entered the bathroom, he took a photo of the incredibly uncomfortable looking pair, thinking that it would be awesome to add a picture of this to the hoard of pictures he had already taken that night, before searching through Misty’s toiletry bag to find a razor, when he found one, he tip-toed back into the lounge room to where everyone else sat. Key had disappeared somewhere, and to be completely honest, nobody really cared that much about where he went, just as long as he came back in one piece. (awww. no love for Kim Kibum ? What a shame xD)
They held their breath as Heechul bent down to Siwon, his hand shook as he tried not to laugh. Slowly he began to shave off his eyebrows, and when he was finished, he turned around and said “TADA !” loud enough for Siwon to wake up.
'What did I miss?' Siwon mumbled sleepily as he rubbed his eyes, too out of it to realize that his "shibrows" were no longer there. Heechul decided to play it safe and bolted to one of the bedrooms and locked the door behind him.
'BAHA! THEY’RE GONE!' Misty said, pointing at Siwon, who had nothing to do but stare dumbly at her, everyone else starting to laugh as well. He jumped to his feet when he realized what they were all laughing at.
'HEECHUL! YOU’RE SO DEAD!' Siwon said as he ran to the door that Heechul was hiding behind. A squeal could be heard when Siwon started to bang on the door. All the commotion stopped when a very upset looking Key burst through the front door of the hotel room.
'Guys! You have to help me!' Key said, tears streaming down his face. He gripped a large flower in his hand, bringing it up to eye level so he could inspect the little snail that sat on it.
'Somebody killed Thumbelina!' Key exclaimed as he fell to his knees. Nobody bothered to comfort the boy, the reason being that they were so confused (not to mention drunk) to process what he was saying properly.
This is gonna be a long night. Misty thought to herself as she rested her head on Onew’s lap and succumbed to the teasing land of nod.
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The two teenagers stumbled out of the bathroom. Emeliah went straight to her bedroom to find some clothes, she was still half naked from her undie run last night, while Taemin went to search for some water and pain killers for them both. Their heads were throbbing, and they both felt like they were about to chuck.
'Ugh, I so can’t be bothered today.' Emeliah said as she came out of the room in baggy gray trackies and a tight darker gray singlet.
They ignored all of the extremely dead looking people that were spread around the hotel room as they started making breakfast. They assumed that the smell of greasy food would wake everyone up, so they made heaps of hot chips, eggs and bacon, and toasted quite a lot of bread.
To Taemin and Emeliah’s happiness, everyone slowly started to wake up. Each of them signaling that they had risen from their alcohol induced sleep with their individual groans and yawns. Taemin and Emeliah kept busy as they cooked more food for the hung-over crowd. They were lucky that they only just got something to eat before everyone started to get up.
The B2ST boys complained about various parts of their body that were aching, and that they should have at least chosen a better way to pass out.
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Sorry about my random comments throughout it.. I couldn't help myself...
comments are always appreciated<3
I haven't gone over this so I apologize in advance for the spelling, grammar, and sentences that you have to read several times to make sense of it...
I hope you enjoy it anywayyyy (:
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'HIYUM!' Kikwangs loud entrance startled the already tipsy group.
'OH MY GOD! B2ST ARE HERE!' Emeliah squealed excitedly as she sprang up and ran to find Dongwoon, the maknae of the group.
'Dongwoonie Oppa!' Emeliah exclaimed, going completely in fan girl mode as she threw herself at him and held him in a bear hug. Dongwoon laughed at the excited girl and walked over to where everyone was sitting in the small room, managing to drag the girl along with him as he walked.
'Is anyone else coming?' Misty asked, sounding quite excited herself, even though she only knew what her sister had told her about B2ST, which was pretty much something along the lines of "oh Dongwoon Oppa is so hot! Well… mostly when he’s moving, but still! And Kikwang… oh god he has an amazing body… and Hyunseung, he used to be in Big Bang! How cool is that? And Junhyung… his hair was way better before they got a new look for their new mini album… and Doojoon… I don’t really like him that much but he’s still cool."
'Yeah, we made Lee Joon-hyung come with his band mates when we found out that Emeliah wanted us to come, because she apparently also loves MBLAQ as well… and I’m pretty sure Heechul, Siwon, and Wookie are on their way as well.' Dongwoon said as he took Emeliah by her shoulders and sat her down next to Taemin, her pout was replaced by a smile when Taemin smothered her cheek with a big sloppy ppoppo (playful, friendly kiss).
'JOONIE! Oh my goodness this is the best night ever!' Emeliah giggled. Misty just sat, crossed legged on the floor, staring into nothingness, the others just assumed that it was because of the shock that she was about to meet so many extremely good looking K-pop Idols.
'Oh yes! Alcohol, we finally get to see Kikwang get shit faced!' Hyunseung said out of no where as he grabbed for the bottle of straight vodka sitting in front of Emeliah, he jumped when Emeliah quickly grasped her bottle of vodka which was already half drunken by her, and hissed at him.
'Oh, sorry, may I please have some of that?' Hyunseung asked, sounding amused, Emeliah just continued to glare at him.
'Emeliah, let Hyunseung have some. Stop being such a piggy.' Taemin said, Emeliah pouted, feeling defeated as she poured her Oppa a shot glass of vodka.
'Oh wow, that’s strong.' Hyunseung said with a sour expression on his face. Emeliah nodded with a smile before taking a big gulp straight from the bottle, finishing with a loud 'HEEEEEEEEEEYEEEEEEEEEEEW!'
Everyone stared at her for a while before erupting in a massive chorus of laughter, all Emeliah could do was look at each of them, feeling a little confused as to why they were laughing so much.
Hours of mindless drinking passed and by now the group was well and truly off their heads when the members of MBLAQ and some of the Super Junior boys arrived.
Only Mir, Joon, Heechul, Siwon, and Wookie looked excited about the piss up they were having.
'You guys! I have an idea… let’s play truth or dare!' Kikwang suggested with a slur as he swung around his full glass of wine, without spilling one drop.
'Oh yeah! I’m up for that.' Doojoon said.
'Oh yeah, oh, oh, oh yeah, I’m feelin’ good!' The MBLAQ boys sang.
'Oh god… do the body pops, please… they’re so hot.' Emeliah asked sheepishly. The five of them got up, singing whilst doing their body pops, Joonie finished with the lifting up of his shirt which made both Emeliah and Misty squeal.
'Okay, okay, okay! Dongwoonie! Truth or dare?' Kikwang asked to change the subject back to the game he so badly wanted to play.
[Dear readers, you just lost The Game! kekekekeke.]
'Dare!' Dongwoon answered cheerfully before taking another sip from his cup filled with an unknown blue liquid he had conjured up himself.
'I dare you to hook up with Heechul.' Kikwang said with a devious tone in his voice. Dongwoon spat out his mouthful of his drink, spraying virtually everyone with it.
'Wait... you want me to hook up with Heechul?' Dongwoon asked.
'Yes. Unless you want to hook up with me.' Kikwang said, adding in a little wiggle of his eyebrows and a wink.
Dongwoon blushed before stuttering 'I… um… I er… I-' he was cut off by Kikwang suddenly pouncing on him, knocking him on the floor so he was lying down, awkwardly placed over Joonie and Mir’s lap.
'You took too long to answer, maknae.' Kikwang said before pressing his lips to Dongwoons, one of his hands disappeared to where Emeliah assumed was Dongwoons crotch. Everyone looked away, teaming their disturbed expressions with sounds of disgust as sounds of pleasure escaped from Dongwoon. Misty couldn’t help but laugh at the horrified expressions on Mir and Joon’s faces, and the huge pout that Heechul had.
'Jesus Christ, stop hooking up you two.' Yoseob said while laughing.
'Dongwoonie… do you want me to stop?' Kikwang said as he sat up on Dongwoon, all the boy could do as cover his face with his hands, feeling either a little too embarrassed to answer, or too sexually excited to say anything just in case he said something completely inappropriate, even though what he and his hyung were doing was completely wrong and against his morals, not to mention the fact that he was most definitely not gay even though he enjoyed every second of it.
'Aw. Party pooper.' Kikwang said as he crawled away to sit in a corner on the opposite end of the room, teaming his cat-like movements with random 'meowing' noises. Dongwoon just stayed where he was, hands over his face. Mir and Joonie still had that amusing expression of horror plastered on their faces.
'It’s your turn to ask someone.' Siwon said to Dongwoon.
'Siwon, truth or dare?' Dongwoon asked with a sigh.
'I choose… dare.' Siwon said.
'Go fuck yourself.' Dongwoon said simply, shock was written all over Siwon’s face. (no, not literally.)
SHIBROWS!' Emeliah and Misty yelled together, ending with a high five. Everyone in the room stared in silence at the sisters as they had their laughing fit.
'I want a puppy.' Emeliah said after they had finished laughing.
'We’ll get you one tomorrow.' Misty said as she patted her sister on the head.
'Let’s go get more alcohol!' Junhyung said while dragging a very dead looking Dongwoon by his foot towards the door.
'Oh no! We’re nearly out of it! Yes, let’s go!' Mir said with a panic as he stumbled to follow. More than half of the remaining people got up to join Mir, and a still dead looking Dongwoon who was curled up on the floor at Junhyung’s feet, while the rest of the people, including Emeliah and Misty hesitated because they knew what could happen if all of them were caught out, drunk as all hell, before deciding to join the rest of them and started on their quest to find more stuff to drink.
All of them stood closely together as they squeezed into the tiny elevator, they were obviously over the weight limit for the tiny thing but they didn’t care less, each of them had a dopey looking grin, except for Taemin.
'Why so serious?' Misty asked Taemin, followed by a sneer at her own Batman joke.
'I hate elevators.' Taemin said, sounding robotic.
'Why’s that?' Emeliah said as she tried to turn to face her Oppa, but failed because of the lack of room to move.
'I’d rather not talk about it, I just can’t wait until we get off.' Taemin said, shifting a little in his spot.
When they reached the ground floor, everyone tried to leave all at the same time, resulting in Emeliah being stuck in between Dongwoon and Joonie in the doorway.
'Move bitches!' Misty yelled as she pushed through the blockage in the doorway, making virtually every single one of them fall out of the small elevator and onto the floor in a big mountain of laughing, and very drunk people.
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The large group walked along the streets, not having any idea where they were going, their entertainment was Emeliah and Misty stumbling ahead of them singing, or rather screaming songs.
'CAN YOU HEAR ME I AM SCREAMING FROM THE TOP OF THE WORRLLLLLLLD?! CAN YOU HEAR ME!?' They sang together, mixed with their laughs as they stumbled. (oh god I love Tokio Hotel...)
Emeliah didn’t know about the others but she felt like she was about to throw up, but she still carried on being her own drunken self.
'Oh my goodness! Guys, the Aquarium is still open! Let’s go talk to the fishies! And maybe we can find Minho's turtle relatives!' Emeliah said as she ran off towards the building. The whole group stared suspiciously at Dongwoon when a high pitched squeal escaped from the boy when he ran after Emeliah. (hehehe, Sexy Minho Turtle ;D)
'Wait, guys. Taemin and Emeliah… you two need to act as sober as you can because we don’t wanna die in jail.' Wookie said, shaking his hand whilst pointing at the two youngest people of the group. The pair nodded sharply before continuing to walk inside the Aquarium.
The group only just got in. The only reason they were allowed in was because the person at the admin table got a kiss on the cheek from each of them, which no doubt, would have made her day. The group slowly made their way towards where the sharks and stingrays were, stumbling as they went.
Despite their efforts to look sober, Taemin and Emeliah failed to hide how drunk they were because Taemin had somehow found a yellow cape to parade around in, looking oddly like one of the fish, as Emeliah tried to stay standing up by holding onto one of the hand railings in the underwater tunnel as she laughed loudly, everyone was too absorbed in Minho’s skills he was about to show in the form of walking through the glass to talk to the fish he apparently befriended to even notice what the youngest people in the group were doing. A massive eco of laughter rang out as Minho landed in a heap on the ground after rebounding off the glass.
Minho lay down on his back on the floor and stared intently at the fish infested water above him and said, 'oh hey, Jimmy!' He made a wave movement with his hand right in front of his face, he went cross eyed as he watched it, completely fascinated. His expression of pure happiness was erased when Mir stood over him and let out a loud fart.
'Oh yeah, that was a good one.' Mir said with a sniff. Minho shuffled out from underneath Mir with an expression of horror
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'You dirty, dirty boy.' Minho said, but then laughed and said “that’s what she said ! OHHHH !”
The group snorted and giggled, trying hard not to laugh at Minho’s joke.
'HAY GIRLFRAN! HAAAAY!' Thunder said as he put an arm around a random girls shoulder, no one could figure out if she was being shy, or if she was trying to get away from the guy because she thought she would get raped or something.
'It’s coo baby, come back again later if you change yo’ mind.' Thunder said, taking his arm off the girl and pretending to tap her on the butt when she walked off.
'Hey guys ! What happened to getting more moo juice?' Kikwang said, the group parted down the middle to find him sitting, Indian style on the ground. Everyone looked at him funny, not because of how he was sitting, but because of how sober he sounded.
'Oh right!' Hyunseung said as he started to walk back the way the came, the group naturally followed. Emeliah, Taemin, Misty, and Onew skipped hand in hand at the back of the group whilst singing Nalbwa Gwisoon.
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They were all surprised and quite content with their efforts. They were surrounded by wine caskets, slabs of assorted beer and vodka drinks, and many, many empty bottles of bourbon and baileys.
'Hey Taeminnie! Am I perrty?' Minho asked with a flip of his black wig.
'Baby, I told you before. You’re always pretty.' Taemin answered, thinking that it was Emeliah that he was talking to.
'Oh really? Oh thank you, very kamsa.' Minho said with a giggle, going slightly red, obviously not thinking about the fact that Taemin didn’t notice that it wasn’t his girl he was talking to.
'Come here, sexy. Give your Oppa a big kiss.' Taemin said, uncharacteristically. Minho excitedly crawled over to the young boy, ignoring the fact that he said Oppa (and the fact that he isn't older than him) and pressed his lips to his. A big smile spread on both of the boys faces.
'Taemin! Minho! What the fuck?' Emeliah asked, sounding pissed off as all hell. The two boys jumped a little and looked at the tall girl that was standing over them.
'Emeliah! There are two of you!' Taemin said, looking really happy.
'Taemin, the person you were just kissing is Minho.' Emeliah said, taking the wig off of Minho’s head and chucking it across the room. All he could do was smile innocently at Taemin.
'Minho, that’s ewwy.' Taemin said simply.
'Ooookay. Who’s ready for an undie run!?' Joonie interupted, standing at the front door in nothing but his underwear. Emeliah and Misty were almost dying from the sight. (mmmhm, if only this would actually happen, and I was in the room... fucking do want.)
'I AM!' The two girls shouted together almost immediately, stripping down to their underwear excitedly along with G.O, Kikwang, and strangely enough, Key. The small group ran out of the door, leaving the remaining boys alone to continue drinking. Taemin and Onew sat, glued to their spots, still in shock. Even though they had already seen their girls with much less on before, they still loved seeing them with bare skin. Jonghyun was having something that would be very close to a panic attack, but what he most definitely did have was a nosebleed, and a suspicious tent in his pants.
(lol ! I apologize for making the SHINee boys such perves. ^.^)
The remaining B2ST members were already passed out in a mountain of people, along with Wookie and Siwon, who were spooning on the floor next to them, leaving Heechul, Onew, Taemin, Jonghyun, Mir, Seungho, and Thunder to try and be creative with their time. To their disappointment, no one thought of anything to do, so they drank and waited for the others to get back from their undie run.
The door swung open, erupting with the group of people that left not too long ago. They all screamed when they fell to the ground, falling on top of each other on the floor. Emeliah and Misty looked a little too happy with being sandwiched between Kikwang and Lee Joon. G.O shut the door behind him, choosing not to join in with the second pileup of people.
'Emiiii, I’m bored.' Taemin whined as he got up and walked over to the mound of people, taking her hand and pulling her out.
'Let’s do something then.' Emeliah said jokingly. She squeaked when her Oppa picked her up and took her to the bathroom. She wondered how on earth someone so skinny could carry someone like her.
Silence fell upon the room once they had left to do god knows what, but then Misty got a bright idea to get Heechul to shave off Siwon’s "shibrows". (yeah, thass right. :P)
Emeliah and Taemin were passed out, laced together in the bath tub, when Heechul hesitatingly entered the bathroom, he took a photo of the incredibly uncomfortable looking pair, thinking that it would be awesome to add a picture of this to the hoard of pictures he had already taken that night, before searching through Misty’s toiletry bag to find a razor, when he found one, he tip-toed back into the lounge room to where everyone else sat. Key had disappeared somewhere, and to be completely honest, nobody really cared that much about where he went, just as long as he came back in one piece. (awww. no love for Kim Kibum ? What a shame xD)
They held their breath as Heechul bent down to Siwon, his hand shook as he tried not to laugh. Slowly he began to shave off his eyebrows, and when he was finished, he turned around and said “TADA !” loud enough for Siwon to wake up.
'What did I miss?' Siwon mumbled sleepily as he rubbed his eyes, too out of it to realize that his "shibrows" were no longer there. Heechul decided to play it safe and bolted to one of the bedrooms and locked the door behind him.
'BAHA! THEY’RE GONE!' Misty said, pointing at Siwon, who had nothing to do but stare dumbly at her, everyone else starting to laugh as well. He jumped to his feet when he realized what they were all laughing at.
'HEECHUL! YOU’RE SO DEAD!' Siwon said as he ran to the door that Heechul was hiding behind. A squeal could be heard when Siwon started to bang on the door. All the commotion stopped when a very upset looking Key burst through the front door of the hotel room.
'Guys! You have to help me!' Key said, tears streaming down his face. He gripped a large flower in his hand, bringing it up to eye level so he could inspect the little snail that sat on it.
'Somebody killed Thumbelina!' Key exclaimed as he fell to his knees. Nobody bothered to comfort the boy, the reason being that they were so confused (not to mention drunk) to process what he was saying properly.
This is gonna be a long night. Misty thought to herself as she rested her head on Onew’s lap and succumbed to the teasing land of nod.
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The two teenagers stumbled out of the bathroom. Emeliah went straight to her bedroom to find some clothes, she was still half naked from her undie run last night, while Taemin went to search for some water and pain killers for them both. Their heads were throbbing, and they both felt like they were about to chuck.
'Ugh, I so can’t be bothered today.' Emeliah said as she came out of the room in baggy gray trackies and a tight darker gray singlet.
They ignored all of the extremely dead looking people that were spread around the hotel room as they started making breakfast. They assumed that the smell of greasy food would wake everyone up, so they made heaps of hot chips, eggs and bacon, and toasted quite a lot of bread.
To Taemin and Emeliah’s happiness, everyone slowly started to wake up. Each of them signaling that they had risen from their alcohol induced sleep with their individual groans and yawns. Taemin and Emeliah kept busy as they cooked more food for the hung-over crowd. They were lucky that they only just got something to eat before everyone started to get up.
The B2ST boys complained about various parts of their body that were aching, and that they should have at least chosen a better way to pass out.
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Sorry about my random comments throughout it.. I couldn't help myself...
comments are always appreciated<3