back bitches...
OK Ladies and
shits. The last time I wrote in
this fuckin’ journal, I was still a sophomore and living alone in the financial
district. Now I’m a junior living
with 5 other people in Union Square.
So much has happened with me.
Allow me to give you highlights of the past 7 months---
June: moved out of my big-ass apartment---vacationed in London and Paris (holy shit, Spotted Dick and Ported Stilton are my new favorite desserts!)
July: worked at Hofstra Summer Camp for the 7th year---sadly, it was my last year there, oh well
August: roadtrip with my lesbian aunt and Joe to West Virginia to pick up Mommy Wee (I love mountains, but not as much as Joe)---while in WV, we went to a civil war museum which was located in the back of some old woman’s house and, get this, she had 2 dead bodies in her bathroom!!!!!! (I have pictures if you don’t believe me)
September: moved back to NYU (finally, after 3 years in college, I get some friends)---I have really old professors ranging in age from 59 to 77---how weird is it that I’m gonna be a teacher?!?!?!?!
October: my friends and I went as LEGENDS OF THE HIDDEN TEMPLE for Halloween (consult facebook for pictures)---Purple Parrots rule!!!!!
November: I hate November, all it does is make you wait for Christmas, however it does give us Thanksgiving, which means I get to go to my cousins and she makes the most kick-ass Mac ’n Cheese
December: Mike, my roommate, gets a boyfriend (if you know Mike, you know why this is a big deal)---Phil, c’est moi, gets peppermint hot chocolate (you all know me, so there should be no question as to why this is a big deal)---semester #5 comes to an end (only 3 more, then grad school…then back to high school for another 40 years…shit, I don’t wanna be a teacher anymore!)---and finally, Christmas!!!
So, that’s been my semester. I leave you with 2 things very special to me: My most recent TOP 10 MOVIES OF THE YEAR and PHIL’S QUESTION OF THE DAY!
1) KING KONG
2) MUNICH
3) GOOD NIGHT, AND GOOD LUCK
4) CAPOTE
5) SIN CITY
6) MEMOIRS OF A GEISHA
7) SHOPGIRL
8) THE SQUID AND THE WHALE
9) TRANSAMERICA
10) CHARLIE & THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY
PHIL’S QUESTION OF THE DAY
Scientists around the world team up to create a mini race of good-looking people. They send out surveys to everyone on Earth asking them to select a male celebrity and a female celebrity who they feel would produce the greatest offspring. Which two celebs would you choose?
Males
Orlando Bloom
Taye Diggs
Colin Farrell
Jake Gyllenhaal
Brad Pitt
Females
Keria Knightley
Rachael McAdams
Charlize Theron
Naomi Watts
Reese Witherspoon
June: moved out of my big-ass apartment---vacationed in London and Paris (holy shit, Spotted Dick and Ported Stilton are my new favorite desserts!)
July: worked at Hofstra Summer Camp for the 7th year---sadly, it was my last year there, oh well
August: roadtrip with my lesbian aunt and Joe to West Virginia to pick up Mommy Wee (I love mountains, but not as much as Joe)---while in WV, we went to a civil war museum which was located in the back of some old woman’s house and, get this, she had 2 dead bodies in her bathroom!!!!!! (I have pictures if you don’t believe me)
September: moved back to NYU (finally, after 3 years in college, I get some friends)---I have really old professors ranging in age from 59 to 77---how weird is it that I’m gonna be a teacher?!?!?!?!
October: my friends and I went as LEGENDS OF THE HIDDEN TEMPLE for Halloween (consult facebook for pictures)---Purple Parrots rule!!!!!
November: I hate November, all it does is make you wait for Christmas, however it does give us Thanksgiving, which means I get to go to my cousins and she makes the most kick-ass Mac ’n Cheese
December: Mike, my roommate, gets a boyfriend (if you know Mike, you know why this is a big deal)---Phil, c’est moi, gets peppermint hot chocolate (you all know me, so there should be no question as to why this is a big deal)---semester #5 comes to an end (only 3 more, then grad school…then back to high school for another 40 years…shit, I don’t wanna be a teacher anymore!)---and finally, Christmas!!!
So, that’s been my semester. I leave you with 2 things very special to me: My most recent TOP 10 MOVIES OF THE YEAR and PHIL’S QUESTION OF THE DAY!
1) KING KONG
2) MUNICH
3) GOOD NIGHT, AND GOOD LUCK
4) CAPOTE
5) SIN CITY
6) MEMOIRS OF A GEISHA
7) SHOPGIRL
8) THE SQUID AND THE WHALE
9) TRANSAMERICA
10) CHARLIE & THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY
PHIL’S QUESTION OF THE DAY
Scientists around the world team up to create a mini race of good-looking people. They send out surveys to everyone on Earth asking them to select a male celebrity and a female celebrity who they feel would produce the greatest offspring. Which two celebs would you choose?
Males
Orlando Bloom
Taye Diggs
Colin Farrell
Jake Gyllenhaal
Brad Pitt
Females
Keria Knightley
Rachael McAdams
Charlize Theron
Naomi Watts
Reese Witherspoon