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So at my job they make me dress up as a giant Quizno’s cup. When wearing it I probably look like a real life Master Shake, except not funny, or if it is funny its in the pathetic sort of way. Because that’s what it feels like, pathetic! I have become what I have always feared; I literally have become a corporate whore, getting pimped out on the corner of 185th and Aurora. Today my suit was having inflation problems leaving me looking like an idiot in a droopy half filled balloon. I had to open it for a moment and when I did I could see a truck full of scrubby dudes pointing and laughing. Who can blame them, I would have been laughing too. Oh, and by the way, my boss keeps on threatening to fire me. Between the cup, the threats, and the fact that I keep on getting less and less hours put on my shift I’ve gotten the not so subtle impression that they want me gone. So I begin the job search once again. Will I never be allowed to settle?