Apr 10, 2008 10:31
[sounds of heavy breathing; Umi's voice still shakes a little when she speaks. the sounds of fighting can be heard in the background]
How...how is it that every boy I know is a COMPLETE AND TOTAL IDIOT?!
Haseo!! [there are sounds of metal clashing with metal] If this ever happens again I hope not, I really really hope not... and you wander off like that again, you'd better hope those freaks find you before I do!
Kadaj! You'd better not be dead! ...Ahh!! [a surprised shout, followed by a squelch of metal going through flesh and a loud thud! as a reaver hits the ground] W-water dragon! [have some flooding noise, too]
[whispered] They're everywhere, they just-- ...where are they all coming from?!
Prydain, please tell me at least you have the sense to stay safe! Caldina...I hope you're okay. We-- Ascot's here. He's okay! A-and Kaoru...you're alright too, aren't you? Al?? And...ah! Ngh...!! [there's a pause as Umi sucks in a sharp breath] And Zuko, it's be pretty embarassing to work with you if you died just because you're being an idiot! So...
[there are a few moments that sound silent; eventually, the sound of heavy breathing can be picked out of the background noise]
B-Balthier, Iroh... Linali, Mona, Gin, everyone, I hope you're okay...
[there's some loud scuffling, a few muffled shouts, and then the recording dissolves into static]
rant rant raaaant,
magic knights are not for eating!,
ew ew ew gtfo,
boys are the dumbest creatures on earth,
umi kills things