[118] [voice/action/4TH WALL BUSTIN']

[embracethewaves]

[Umi's leaving the high school gym from morning training. She'll just be walking right into the middle of a random crowd now!]

Okay, what in the world is-- ...no. Wait. I remember this--! ...How the heck does this freaky stuff keep happening?!

[...Gah wtf there's SO MANY PEOPLE. AGAIN. But she really does remember this, so she's looking at people

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because I haven't spammed you enough yet

[gotatower]

You mean this sort of thing happens all the time?

fhdsghkdfhgkjdhjgkhfdkghjkdfhjg /brb dying from joy omfg

[embracethewaves]

Maybe not all the time, but definitely more often than weird stuff like this should!

I've been wanting to tag you with him for ages omg

[gotatower]

I've always been under the belief that weird stuff shouldn't happen at all! It never ends well - before you know it the world is ending and there's tandoori chicken everywhere.

1/2 omg i'm so glad you did ahhh valentine <33

[embracethewaves]

Tell me about it! All that stuff is what gets people into trouble!

[embracethewaves]

... What-chicken?

[gotatower]

Tandoori. Stay clear of that stuff, it's a nightmare. I'd rather face a thousand sphinxes than suffer a night of tandoori chicken and naan! Then again... maybe not.

[embracethewaves]

Tandoori, nnan, sphinxes...definitely don't recognize that. Any of it. What the heck are you going on about?

[gotatower]

If you don't know it's best if I don't tell you. Some horrors should remain unspoken.

...what's wrong with your face?

1/3

[embracethewaves]

Jeez, you may be right about that. But then, why bring it up at all--

[embracethewaves]

....Whaaa--?

[embracethewaves]

My face? You're the one wearing a weirdo spiky-headed mask thing!

[gotatower]

What are you talking about? That's what real people look like!

Now you... with your... weird, squishy expressions. How can you even go on without a mask to tell you how you're supposed to feel?

[embracethewaves]

Real people only wear masks on Halloween!

Weird squishy-- LISTEN, you, masks aren't supposed to tell you how to feel!

[gotatower]

But how can you know if you're happy or sad if you don't have a mask? Or if you're ready for desert?

It's disgusting, that's what it is.

[embracethewaves]

[well, that's an easy one, I don't eat dessert!] Your face doesn't tell you that, your heart does!

...How is it disgusting at all?!

[gotatower]

What kind of ridiculous nonsense is that?!

You're all soft and unpredictable! Who knows what could happen with a face like that!? I bet you walk around on soft furry animals too!