I wonder if he'll ever know that he's in the best selling show.

[embracesthedork]

I'm in the shower right now. It'll be like in She's Come Undone when she thought that if she took a hot enough shower the ugly and fat would melt off of her body and she'd become perfect, like Mark.

Masquerade is tonight! I can't wait to see everyone back in Glastonbury. The first words that I want to spill from their open mouths are "look at that diva go!". They'll probably be saying that to Mark, but I can dream, can't I?

I don't know what I plan on wearing, but as usual, bring a camera.

I'm so hungry for fried chicken because I'm a black man.