Merry Christmas Eve Eve, everybody! But...
... HEY! What the heck are these spider things!? Get 'em off! Ack!!! This is...weird... Who the heck sends someone this?!
I miss them... I mean, they are here in a way. But...
I miss them. I wish they were here for Christmas with me... All the more reason to put a stop to this war and go home!