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Mar 08, 2005 20:05

Heheheh. Elle's Story; that is probably the most interesting thing I have read all week. What is up everyone? Live Journal lacks some serious drama I need to feed or I might have to start some of my own Drama, which is never pretty. Well, i will try to make this a little bit more interesting than the rest of yalls entries , but it might take some embellishing. Today was well, not as good as yesterday, because A GIANT ANT ATE MY CAR. It started out with me skipping choir because I had to race IN MY ROCKET to ACC to turn in late work. Then in English we read our poems in class and when i was called up, MR. KRISTAN ATTACKED ME WITH HIS WICKED KARATE MOVES, luckily i was prepared and performed my sonnet with easy and great skill. I didn't take my Statistics test because i was gone friday so the sub's HEAD STARTED TO SPIN AND SHE WAS YELLING NO NO NO NO NO, UNTIL I PERFORMED MY HOLY RITUAL. As you can see it was a pretty average day for Chase, then Musical Theatre Class started (bad scary sound effect preparing audience for a horrific scene) it was going fine until ANTIL DISCOVERED CLINT AND ME CHARIOT RACING IN THE CAFETERIA...HER TENTACLES SLAPPED TO GROUND REPEATEDLY THEN SHE SNAPPED WITH HER SHARP PEARLY WHITES CLINT THEN TRIED TO POUNCE ON HER BUT IT WAS NO USE HER BODY WAS LIKE A BRICK WALL AND CLINT FELL TO THE GROUND...I RAN AWAY (sorry clint). Drama Club was nice a relaxing and Rehearsal was neat (Go Jon, love the character development). The cast met at Elmercados fro Dr. Pepper and Queso, we were loud and gross. Clint was ATTACKED BY THE SHADOW OF A GIANT PENIS in the bathroom (ask him about it). Now I am home safe in my room that smells like cat piss because I am to lazy to clean his litter box. His piss is like THE NILE RIVER WITH BIG CROCODILES AND EVERYTHING. I hope this didn't bore you, but that was my day.

Love, Chase
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