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I have a very important question that I need to ask before my computer freezes again.
Is Joel Schumacher gay?
Because seriously, Batman Forever was one big ass-fest. It was neon 80's lights everywhere (in Gotham???), one really hot and sexy Drew Barrymore, and ass-shots. It's all, "Here is a scene where Batman gets into his suit, and here is a looong shot of Batman's ass in the suit. Here is Robin's ass over and over and over. Here is Jim Carrey in spandex shaking his ass all over everything. For all you straighters, here is a shot up Nicole Kidman's skirt, which shows a lot of ass. Now back to Robin's ass. Mmmmm."
Reason number 2 why I think he's gay: IMDB
Does not mention a wife. Worked as a store dresser before getting into movies. Is working on Phantom of the Opera. Designed costumes for several movies.
That just screams faggot to me.
But what's better is the message boards on IMDB on his page. Oh bless those people. The titles include things like, "do you think he realizes how bad he is?", and "great actors; horrible director", and my favorite, the very brief and all caps: BAT KILLER.
Wonderful. But seriously:
Wow she's hot.
(Seriously, I dare you to rent this movie, get some liquor, and play the ass-shot drinking game.)
Is Joel Schumacher gay?
Because seriously, Batman Forever was one big ass-fest. It was neon 80's lights everywhere (in Gotham???), one really hot and sexy Drew Barrymore, and ass-shots. It's all, "Here is a scene where Batman gets into his suit, and here is a looong shot of Batman's ass in the suit. Here is Robin's ass over and over and over. Here is Jim Carrey in spandex shaking his ass all over everything. For all you straighters, here is a shot up Nicole Kidman's skirt, which shows a lot of ass. Now back to Robin's ass. Mmmmm."
Reason number 2 why I think he's gay: IMDB
Does not mention a wife. Worked as a store dresser before getting into movies. Is working on Phantom of the Opera. Designed costumes for several movies.
That just screams faggot to me.
But what's better is the message boards on IMDB on his page. Oh bless those people. The titles include things like, "do you think he realizes how bad he is?", and "great actors; horrible director", and my favorite, the very brief and all caps: BAT KILLER.
Wonderful. But seriously:
Wow she's hot.
(Seriously, I dare you to rent this movie, get some liquor, and play the ass-shot drinking game.)