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He was lifted up and dragged into the sunlight, but Soren's vision was blurry so he couldn't see his savior. The hair was blue, but too light to be Ike. Great, it's Ranulf, he's going to feed me to his boss, Soren thought, hoping it wasn't a delirious idea. "Okay, I know I brought it up today, but I didn't figure this would happen!" the cat said, "And by the way, you guys are paying for the tent because I don't think Skrimir would set it on fire."

A deep voice said something, but Soren couldn’t make out what it was. It didn't matter to him, though, because he was certain that it was Ike. With a intense wave of relief, Soren lost consciousness.

"In retrospect, maybe hitting him with a spell before he'd done anything was being presumptive, not proactive," Soren grumbled as Mist tightened the brace on his arm. He had only been awake for a short period but wished he could pass out again, if only to escape the humiliation of being doted on.
She merely tsked as she took another bandage and started to wrap his head. "You ought to apologize. He came out of the tent as a full lion and clearly angry, but he didn't attack anyone."

There was a huff from the corner of the tent. Clearly Ike did not agree with his little sister.

"I don't know what went on, but I think you over-thought it." She giggled, patting Soren's head. "Imagine that! You, over-thinking something. All right, I know Rhys will say it so I will too - bedrest for the rest of the day, or until you agree to using a healing staff."

"It's a waste of-"

"A perfectly good healing staff, I know, I know." She stood up and brushed her tunic off. "Make sure he listens, grumpy pants," she said in her big brother's direction before leaving the tent.

Ike quickly crossed the tent, gave Soren a tight hug (making the sage wince as his shoulder was moved), and then started to look him over. "Are you all right? Do you want me to kill him? I can try if you want me to! I-"

Soren cut him off by covering his mouth with a finger. "You have to let me process things, Ike. Hang on." As his lover pouted, Soren replayed the events in his head. "Did Skrimir attack again, after I passed out?"

Ike shook his head. "No, he phased back and looked kind of… um, not exactly pleased, but…"

Soren thought about it some more before he finally barked out a laugh - it hurt his head something fierce, but it was just too funny to not laugh at. "I spoke his language," he said with a smirk. "I should have done that to begin with!"

"Uh… you've lost me," Ike admitted, not adept with this sort of thing.

"He claimed me in laguz fashion, by bringing me carcasses. I rejected him in the laguz fashion, by setting him on fire. So I believe that means we're even."

"Oh. Uh. That's… kind of weird… but I guess it kind of makes sense…" Then Ike got his own grin. "So, conqueror of the lion prince, care to show me some of your badassery?"

Soren topped that night.
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I apologize for fail!ending. But I couldn't bring myself to make Skrimir some sort of villain he's not smart enough to be a villain and I couldn't think of another way to end this lest I end up sitting on this for another billion years without posting.