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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In November I invaded Iraq, broke it, and couldn't glue it back together before Mom got home (-1012 points). Last Sunday I donated bone marrow to mmeclaire in a life-saving procedure (300 points). Last week I helped moodyquesadilla hide a body (-173 points). Last Friday I set xcatchthetearsx's puppy on fire (-66 points). In February I broke jessi_517's X-Box (-12 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-963 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
embermemory