Podiatry will rock your motherfuckin' socks off :D
That should be the new APMA campaign. There should be fire and smoke and heavy metal. I cracked a smile at the image of a podiatric physician in a white coat sliding on his/her knees across the floor.
Yeah, bitches. :D
That still includes the not super awesome special highly-trained ones. Super special highly trained ones, $150--250,000 right out. I'm not joking. Our mad surgical skillz are that in demand. :D
But yeah, that Lower Limb exam. *sigh* I think I flubbed the practical. Meh. Why must people let their cadavers dry out? I do have to say, ours is very nicely dissected. Probably because my partner of awesome and I are so meticulous to the point of excruciating perfection. If there is a nerve or a stupid teeny branch, we will find it. I'm having issues with the medial cuneiform. We are not the best of friends. I would like to take a mallet to it and pound it into bone dust. It would be satisfying...like how I corrected my cadaver's bunion with the magic of my bare hands. Well, they were gloved.
I'm so over this course though. I think I really like rearfoot and lower limb. I'd like to take a hammer to the forefoot. I think I'll lead a happy life jamming IM Nails into tibias. I'll have to make sure I'm seriously pissed off for it. Motherfucking tibia *pow!* Get in there you stupid nail! *pow!* Your my tibia now, bitch! *pow!* *pow!*
I really need to buy cookie dough. I'm making cookies the PTA way for the Catholic Worker House tonight. I'm making a variety. I don't believe if I made the cookies from scratch that they would be very good today. Cookies must be made with love, and I'm not feeling the love after that damn test. I'm just glad it's over. 75% to pass, dammit!
Love
Jennie
Yeah, bitches. :D
That still includes the not super awesome special highly-trained ones. Super special highly trained ones, $150--250,000 right out. I'm not joking. Our mad surgical skillz are that in demand. :D
But yeah, that Lower Limb exam. *sigh* I think I flubbed the practical. Meh. Why must people let their cadavers dry out? I do have to say, ours is very nicely dissected. Probably because my partner of awesome and I are so meticulous to the point of excruciating perfection. If there is a nerve or a stupid teeny branch, we will find it. I'm having issues with the medial cuneiform. We are not the best of friends. I would like to take a mallet to it and pound it into bone dust. It would be satisfying...like how I corrected my cadaver's bunion with the magic of my bare hands. Well, they were gloved.
I'm so over this course though. I think I really like rearfoot and lower limb. I'd like to take a hammer to the forefoot. I think I'll lead a happy life jamming IM Nails into tibias. I'll have to make sure I'm seriously pissed off for it. Motherfucking tibia *pow!* Get in there you stupid nail! *pow!* Your my tibia now, bitch! *pow!* *pow!*
I really need to buy cookie dough. I'm making cookies the PTA way for the Catholic Worker House tonight. I'm making a variety. I don't believe if I made the cookies from scratch that they would be very good today. Cookies must be made with love, and I'm not feeling the love after that damn test. I'm just glad it's over. 75% to pass, dammit!
Love
Jennie