i really need a life
we met brandon's gf today, or rather, yesterday. however you want to view saturday. i have a really good idea that this is the girl for him.
i found myself assessing her the whole time she was there, to see if she has a chance of usurping my position as number one spouse. it's crazy and i should seek help but i did it anyway. is she smarter than me? that's a big 'i dun think so!' and you have no idea how pleased I was by that. i was also ridiculously happy to see that i'm prettier and not a fat cow in comparison. (this mattered far more than it should and eric even commented that he expected brandon to be more image conscious and bring home a waif).
i've never been so shallow in my life, but dammit i worked hard to make anne like me and this girl is already being called by the proper name. anne freakin called me michelle for a year. i might have to get brutal on her. they share a common hate for spiders, which is worrisome because i love spiders.
kim is really a babe in the woods and anne was gossiping about kim's mom after they left. that's a good sign. she also disapproves of how fast the relationship is going, and after being on the receiving end of that i feel the need to crow excitedly. either way, there isn't much approval to be had and what there is, is mine dammit. i've had five years to wade through this hell. let's see if little miss kim is strong enough for it. and if she gets hugs before i got hugs i will be pissed. (says the woman who hates it when ppl touch her).
i found myself assessing her the whole time she was there, to see if she has a chance of usurping my position as number one spouse. it's crazy and i should seek help but i did it anyway. is she smarter than me? that's a big 'i dun think so!' and you have no idea how pleased I was by that. i was also ridiculously happy to see that i'm prettier and not a fat cow in comparison. (this mattered far more than it should and eric even commented that he expected brandon to be more image conscious and bring home a waif).
i've never been so shallow in my life, but dammit i worked hard to make anne like me and this girl is already being called by the proper name. anne freakin called me michelle for a year. i might have to get brutal on her. they share a common hate for spiders, which is worrisome because i love spiders.
kim is really a babe in the woods and anne was gossiping about kim's mom after they left. that's a good sign. she also disapproves of how fast the relationship is going, and after being on the receiving end of that i feel the need to crow excitedly. either way, there isn't much approval to be had and what there is, is mine dammit. i've had five years to wade through this hell. let's see if little miss kim is strong enough for it. and if she gets hugs before i got hugs i will be pissed. (says the woman who hates it when ppl touch her).