It appears I am back to normal
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Wednesday I bought porn for wistfuljen (10 points). Last Tuesday I put gum in derwolf's hair (-12 points). In June I gave dangermouse74 a kidney (1000 points). Last week I bought porn for afterlife513 (-10 points). Last Sunday I invaded Iraq, broke it, and couldn't glue it back together before Mom got home (-1012 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-24 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
ember513