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"What Kind of Crazy Drunk Are You?"
The Tease
The tease knows how to work those free drinks and have gullible people pick up the tab. Some would call you a con out on the streets but at the bar we call you the tease. You know what to say and how to get it with out sacrificing anything of youself. Your the type of person they named "blue balls" after, and are proud to go home and tell your friends all about the assholes you dissed. The important thing to remember when being the tease is spit don't swallow, because you come first!
The Tease
The tease knows how to work those free drinks and have gullible people pick up the tab. Some would call you a con out on the streets but at the bar we call you the tease. You know what to say and how to get it with out sacrificing anything of youself. Your the type of person they named "blue balls" after, and are proud to go home and tell your friends all about the assholes you dissed. The important thing to remember when being the tease is spit don't swallow, because you come first!