Simply, the funniest damn thing I've seen today!
Okay, I got this off of Bag End Inn (www.bagendinn.com) and I couldn't resist. If you want it for your self, please go and look for the link on The Hobbit Safety Dance v2, please only right click the link to save. If you direct load then you will kill her bandwith. I tried to load my copy to a page, but don't have enough space for it. "you can dance if you want to"