take me back to the creekbeds we turned up
First off, let's get to know each other.
How are you today? ALRIGHT.
Really? Why? BC, I DIDN'T DO CRAP TODAY.
So, what's your name again? AGAIN? MARLA.
What was the last thing you ate? GUAC. AND TORTILLLLAS.
Are you listening to music now? MMHMM.
What is it? COME IN WITH THE RAIN BY T. SWIFT, BABY.
What kind of toilet paper do you use? WHATEVER MY MOM BUYS.
Do you know anyone who doesn't use toilet paper? THAT'S KINDA GROSS, WELL IF YOU'RE A CHICK, IT IS.
Are you crushing, single, or taken? TAKEN.
Have you ever seen a live hippo? CHYEA.
Do you have any medical problems? I'M ASTHMATIC, BITCH.
What's your social security number? YOU'RE SMART.
Do you have an iPod? IM MORE ABOUT THE RCA ACTUALLY.
What kind? THIS SEXY BLACK AND GREEN ONE.
What do you want to name your kid if it's a girl? IDK, SOMETHING CUTE.
What if it's a boy? DON'T KNOWWW.
Is there anything you're obsessed with? HMM, EATING.
Did you ever wet the bed when you were little? YEAYA.
Do you wear polos? SOMETIMES.
Do you shop at Hollister, AE, Aeropostale, etc...? OUT OF THOSE THREE, MOSTLY AERO.
How about Hot Topic or Journeys? EW, AND NO.
How many shoes do you own? A GOOD AMOUNT, MOST OF WHICH I DON'T EVER WEAR.
Are your school dances good or bad? THE LAST ONE I WENT TO WAS BAD, WHICH WAS HOMECOMING LAST YEAR.
What is the closest thing to your right hand? PAPER.
Look behind you. What do you see? A WINDOW.
Do you have any pets? CHLOERSSSS.
Bush. Yay or nay? IDC.
Are you for or against abortion? AGAINST.
Have you ever been to New Zealand? NO.
How about Iraq? NOPEEEE.
Or maybe Japan? NUH-UH.
What's the most expensive piece of clothing you own? HMM, MY UGGS.
Object? UHM, RING.
What color do you absolutley despise? ORANGE.
When was the last time you wanted to kill someone? WEIRD.
Are you one of the few who don't have a myspace? I LEAVE THAT UP TO ELIAS.
Do you have a myspace, but find it quite boring? YEAH, IT HAS GOTTEN TO BE REALLY BORING.
How do you feel about this survey so far? IT'S AIGHT.
Have you ever heard of deviantart? THEY SOUND HOMOSEXUAL.
Which of your friends have you known the longest? LIN PROLLY.
What color are the walls in your room? GREEEN.
Is there a scanner near you? YEAH.
Where's your cell phone? I TECHNICALLY DON'T HAVE ONE, I JUST STEAL CJ'S ERRY DAY, SO IT'S RIGHT HURR.
What kind of music do you listen to constantly? COUNTRY, BITCH.
What song can you play over and over again and never get tired of? ANY KENNY OR T. SWIFT SONG. HAHA.
Have you heard of The Postal Service? YEAHHHH, SUCH GREAT HEIGHTS, MAN.
How about Jack's Mannequin? WERD?
Pick one good friend. Explain one memory you have with them. I'M PICKING MLB, AND THAT DAY THIS PAST SUMMER WHEN WE SPEND ALL DAY OUTSIDE AT CAMP IN OUR BIKINIS, ON THE BEACH, WITH NO MAKE UP ON, AND THEN CHILLED AT SHAWN'S AND THEN CONVINCED OLD PEOPLE TO LAY IN THE ROAD WITH US. HAHHA.
Are you subscribed to alunassurveys? NOPE.
If not, you should be. okay then.
How many X-Rays have you had? UHHHHH I ONLY REMEMBER GETTING ONES FOR MY NOSE I THINK..OH AND TEETHHHH.
What? I ALREADY TOLD YOUUU.
Is there something you should be doing instead of this? WATCHING EVERYBODY LOVES RAYMOND.
When was the last time you got so drunk you couldn't remember your name? I CAN ALWAYS REMEMBER MY NAME.
Have you ever smoked weed? YUS.
Have you set your hair on fire? MMHMM.
Have you ever kissed someone of the same sex? HA, NO.
Have you ever been kissed at all? NEVERRRRR.
Have you made out with someone before? YES.
Describe your underwear? MOSTLY PURPLE, WITH A BIG STAR AND RIBBONS. YEAH THEY'RE BGU. =]
Do you wear boxers? NOPE.
What's your favorite flower? DAFFODILS.
Do you have allergies? JUST TO PENICILLIN.
Who is your best friend? MLB AND ASH.
Let's hear about them. WEEEEELLLLL...LIN AND BRITT ARE CRAZY AND I LOVE THEM, AND ASHLEY IS JUST CRAZY COO. FOO.
Don't people who lie to make themselves seem better suck? I GUESS.
How many insturments do you play? NONE.
Do you know anyone who has lost their virginity? JDKJAFK PEOPLE.
What are your plans for this weekend? I HAVE TONS. TOMORROW I'M GOING TO AUNT BRENDA'S BIRTHDAY, AND THENNN THE NEXT DAY IS XMAS EVE AND EVERYONE IS COMING OVER, THEN XMAS DAY AND RJ'S BIRTHDAY, AND THENNN IT'S SOME HOT KID'S BIRTHDAY.
Are you in a band? YEAH, IT'S KICK ASS.
What grade will you be in next year? TWELFTH, SENIOR BABYYY.
Can you draw well? YEAH, USUALLY.
Jesse Lacey=GOD? IDC ABOUT BRAND NEW.
Do you even know who Jesse Lacey or Brand New is? YEZZER.
Have you ever ran into a door because you didn't see it? UHHH, SCREEN DOOR.
Do you know who People In Planes are? YOUR MOM.
Where does your dad work? ALLIEDDDDD. HAHA.
How about your mom? GREATBATCHHH.
What's your grandmas name? MARY LOUUUUUU.
Have you ever been to the hospital? YES.
I hate the taste and smell of coffee, but I drink it anyway because I need the energy because I don't get any sleep during the night. What about you? I LOVE THE SMELL AND TASTE. I DON'T GET EXCESSIVE ENERGY FROM IT, AND I GET TONS OF SLEEP, THANKS.
Do you use teeth whiteners? WHITE STRIPSSS.
What was your 4th grade teachers name? MRS. PLONKA.
Do you think your fat? NOOO.
How much do you weigh anyway? 100 LBS.
Do you have OCD? NO.
Do you watch 'Monk' on USA, and then 'House' right afterwards? NO.
Don't you think that 'Wife Swap' is the lamest show ever? IT'S MAD LAME, BUT I STILL WATCH IT WHEN I SEE THAT IT'S ON. HAHA.
Doesn't 50 Cent suck? FIDDY IS COO.
What drink do you drink constantly? UH IDK, I DRINK A LOT OF WATER.
Do you still watch animated Disney movies? SOMETIMES.
Have you ever been to California? I WISH.
What is one thing that you've done that a lot of people said you couldn't? PEOPLE DON'T TELL ME THAT I CAN'T DO STUFF.
Should I end this survey soon? PLEASE, AND THANK YOU.
How are you today? ALRIGHT.
Really? Why? BC, I DIDN'T DO CRAP TODAY.
So, what's your name again? AGAIN? MARLA.
What was the last thing you ate? GUAC. AND TORTILLLLAS.
Are you listening to music now? MMHMM.
What is it? COME IN WITH THE RAIN BY T. SWIFT, BABY.
What kind of toilet paper do you use? WHATEVER MY MOM BUYS.
Do you know anyone who doesn't use toilet paper? THAT'S KINDA GROSS, WELL IF YOU'RE A CHICK, IT IS.
Are you crushing, single, or taken? TAKEN.
Have you ever seen a live hippo? CHYEA.
Do you have any medical problems? I'M ASTHMATIC, BITCH.
What's your social security number? YOU'RE SMART.
Do you have an iPod? IM MORE ABOUT THE RCA ACTUALLY.
What kind? THIS SEXY BLACK AND GREEN ONE.
What do you want to name your kid if it's a girl? IDK, SOMETHING CUTE.
What if it's a boy? DON'T KNOWWW.
Is there anything you're obsessed with? HMM, EATING.
Did you ever wet the bed when you were little? YEAYA.
Do you wear polos? SOMETIMES.
Do you shop at Hollister, AE, Aeropostale, etc...? OUT OF THOSE THREE, MOSTLY AERO.
How about Hot Topic or Journeys? EW, AND NO.
How many shoes do you own? A GOOD AMOUNT, MOST OF WHICH I DON'T EVER WEAR.
Are your school dances good or bad? THE LAST ONE I WENT TO WAS BAD, WHICH WAS HOMECOMING LAST YEAR.
What is the closest thing to your right hand? PAPER.
Look behind you. What do you see? A WINDOW.
Do you have any pets? CHLOERSSSS.
Bush. Yay or nay? IDC.
Are you for or against abortion? AGAINST.
Have you ever been to New Zealand? NO.
How about Iraq? NOPEEEE.
Or maybe Japan? NUH-UH.
What's the most expensive piece of clothing you own? HMM, MY UGGS.
Object? UHM, RING.
What color do you absolutley despise? ORANGE.
When was the last time you wanted to kill someone? WEIRD.
Are you one of the few who don't have a myspace? I LEAVE THAT UP TO ELIAS.
Do you have a myspace, but find it quite boring? YEAH, IT HAS GOTTEN TO BE REALLY BORING.
How do you feel about this survey so far? IT'S AIGHT.
Have you ever heard of deviantart? THEY SOUND HOMOSEXUAL.
Which of your friends have you known the longest? LIN PROLLY.
What color are the walls in your room? GREEEN.
Is there a scanner near you? YEAH.
Where's your cell phone? I TECHNICALLY DON'T HAVE ONE, I JUST STEAL CJ'S ERRY DAY, SO IT'S RIGHT HURR.
What kind of music do you listen to constantly? COUNTRY, BITCH.
What song can you play over and over again and never get tired of? ANY KENNY OR T. SWIFT SONG. HAHA.
Have you heard of The Postal Service? YEAHHHH, SUCH GREAT HEIGHTS, MAN.
How about Jack's Mannequin? WERD?
Pick one good friend. Explain one memory you have with them. I'M PICKING MLB, AND THAT DAY THIS PAST SUMMER WHEN WE SPEND ALL DAY OUTSIDE AT CAMP IN OUR BIKINIS, ON THE BEACH, WITH NO MAKE UP ON, AND THEN CHILLED AT SHAWN'S AND THEN CONVINCED OLD PEOPLE TO LAY IN THE ROAD WITH US. HAHHA.
Are you subscribed to alunassurveys? NOPE.
If not, you should be. okay then.
How many X-Rays have you had? UHHHHH I ONLY REMEMBER GETTING ONES FOR MY NOSE I THINK..OH AND TEETHHHH.
What? I ALREADY TOLD YOUUU.
Is there something you should be doing instead of this? WATCHING EVERYBODY LOVES RAYMOND.
When was the last time you got so drunk you couldn't remember your name? I CAN ALWAYS REMEMBER MY NAME.
Have you ever smoked weed? YUS.
Have you set your hair on fire? MMHMM.
Have you ever kissed someone of the same sex? HA, NO.
Have you ever been kissed at all? NEVERRRRR.
Have you made out with someone before? YES.
Describe your underwear? MOSTLY PURPLE, WITH A BIG STAR AND RIBBONS. YEAH THEY'RE BGU. =]
Do you wear boxers? NOPE.
What's your favorite flower? DAFFODILS.
Do you have allergies? JUST TO PENICILLIN.
Who is your best friend? MLB AND ASH.
Let's hear about them. WEEEEELLLLL...LIN AND BRITT ARE CRAZY AND I LOVE THEM, AND ASHLEY IS JUST CRAZY COO. FOO.
Don't people who lie to make themselves seem better suck? I GUESS.
How many insturments do you play? NONE.
Do you know anyone who has lost their virginity? JDKJAFK PEOPLE.
What are your plans for this weekend? I HAVE TONS. TOMORROW I'M GOING TO AUNT BRENDA'S BIRTHDAY, AND THENNN THE NEXT DAY IS XMAS EVE AND EVERYONE IS COMING OVER, THEN XMAS DAY AND RJ'S BIRTHDAY, AND THENNN IT'S SOME HOT KID'S BIRTHDAY.
Are you in a band? YEAH, IT'S KICK ASS.
What grade will you be in next year? TWELFTH, SENIOR BABYYY.
Can you draw well? YEAH, USUALLY.
Jesse Lacey=GOD? IDC ABOUT BRAND NEW.
Do you even know who Jesse Lacey or Brand New is? YEZZER.
Have you ever ran into a door because you didn't see it? UHHH, SCREEN DOOR.
Do you know who People In Planes are? YOUR MOM.
Where does your dad work? ALLIEDDDDD. HAHA.
How about your mom? GREATBATCHHH.
What's your grandmas name? MARY LOUUUUUU.
Have you ever been to the hospital? YES.
I hate the taste and smell of coffee, but I drink it anyway because I need the energy because I don't get any sleep during the night. What about you? I LOVE THE SMELL AND TASTE. I DON'T GET EXCESSIVE ENERGY FROM IT, AND I GET TONS OF SLEEP, THANKS.
Do you use teeth whiteners? WHITE STRIPSSS.
What was your 4th grade teachers name? MRS. PLONKA.
Do you think your fat? NOOO.
How much do you weigh anyway? 100 LBS.
Do you have OCD? NO.
Do you watch 'Monk' on USA, and then 'House' right afterwards? NO.
Don't you think that 'Wife Swap' is the lamest show ever? IT'S MAD LAME, BUT I STILL WATCH IT WHEN I SEE THAT IT'S ON. HAHA.
Doesn't 50 Cent suck? FIDDY IS COO.
What drink do you drink constantly? UH IDK, I DRINK A LOT OF WATER.
Do you still watch animated Disney movies? SOMETIMES.
Have you ever been to California? I WISH.
What is one thing that you've done that a lot of people said you couldn't? PEOPLE DON'T TELL ME THAT I CAN'T DO STUFF.
Should I end this survey soon? PLEASE, AND THANK YOU.